Outtaken lines heard in the background of the audio commentary for the unaired South Park pilot

south_park_unaired_pilot_outtakes.diff

Outtaken voice lines heard in the audio commentary
--- a/south_park_unaired_pilot.txt
+++ b/south_park_unaired_pilot.txt
@@ 1:43 @@ Kick the baby.
 Wahh!
-<silver shatter sound effect>
+<metal clonking sound effect>
@@ 5:56 @@ What am I supposed to do, Barbrady?
 Just stand here and watch my
 cattle get mutilated one by one?
-<less enthusiastic whistling>
+<proper whistling sound>
 Hey, my cattle!
-<unintelligible>
 Well, that's just great. You see?
@@ 6:46 @@ and my dad will start yelling,
-<slight whispers>
+<little voice>
 "Where's your brother, Kyle?"
 "You weren't looking out for
 your little brother, Kyle."
 Okay, okay, let's ditch
 school and go find him.
-"He can't think on his own, Kyle."
+"You know he can't think on his own, Kyle."
 "Brush and floss, Kyle!"
sounding a little like final
-"Where has that finger been, Kyle?!"
+"Where has that finger been, Kyle?!"
 Dude!
@@ 7:28 @@ Mr. Hat, may I please
 be excused from class?
barely audible in commentary
-Well, Kyle...
-No! No no! No!
slight difference
-I'm Mr. Hat, you little turd!
-You hear me? You go to hell!
+Well, Kyle...
+No! No no! No!
+I'm Mr. Hat, and you're- you're a little a turd!
+You hear me? You go to hell!
 You go to hell and you die!
@@ 8:10 This is a people train.
 You cows have no business
 on a people train, all right?
 'Cause you're cows.
-Go on! Get out of here! Get! Go!
+No, no, no. Don't try any of that
+cow hypnosis on me, alright?
+It's not gonna work!
 Hold it right there, cows!
@@ 11:27 @@ Don't be a wuss!
-<different laughter>
+<reused laughter sound>
@@ 12:00 @@ Dude, what does the note say?
-Holy ****!
+Holy crap!
@@ 14:18 @@ Ahh!
-<nonchalant, less whiny voice>
+<yelling>
 Oh! That's it! You boys get back to
 class and stop wasting my time, or
 I'm gonna write an office referral!
 Ow, my ass!
-Oh my st???s!
-'Scuse me.
+Oh my god!
+Excuse me.
 We told you!
@@ 15:26 @@ He is under alien control!
 Cartman is linked up to the visitors!
-Oh, ****!
+Ah, son of a bitch!
 -
 You guys, shut up, I'm under alien control.
+<reverb>
 Hey! If you visitors can hear me,
@@ 16:38 @@ God damn it, I didn't have an anal probe!
-**** you guys, I'm going home!
+Screw you guys, I'm going home!
@@ 18:05 @@ But why, Stan?
-<short puke sound>
+<long blargh>
 Ew!
@@ 20:32 @@ What is that?
-Oh, ****.
+Ah, son of a bitch!
 -
@@ 22:30 @@ No, they're leaving.
-Hey, you scrawny ass ****head!!
-What the **** is wrong with you?!
-You must be some kind of ******* *******
-to be able to ignore a crying child!!
+Hey, you scrawny ass ********!!
+What the **** is wrong with you?!
+You must be some kind of ******* *******
+to be able to ignore a crying child!!
 Woah, dude!
 You know what you ******* like!
@@ 23:02 @@ I won't even kick the baby!
different take
@@ 25:41 @@ Theme Song by Primus
l8 note