gluon bigpipe

bigpipe.js

(function() {
  return {
    name: "bigpipe"
  }
})

var old_percent = 0
var announce_channel = "#pdxbots"

function go(msg) {
  if (msg.method == "clocktower") {
    var time = new Date(Date.parse(msg.params.time))
    if (time.getMinutes() == 0) {
      pipe_watch()
    }
  }
  
  if(msg.method == "irc.privmsg") {
    var match_bp = /^\!bigpipe(\s+(.+))?$/.exec(msg.params.message)
    var match_ap = /^\!ansipoop(\s+(.+))?$/.exec(msg.params.message)
    if(match_bp || match_ap) {
      var percent = pipe_percent()
      if(match_bp){
        bot.say(msg.params.channel, "bigpipe is at "+percent+"% capacity")
      }
      if(match_ap){
        var ap = ''
        var poop = '💩'
        for(var x = 0; x < 10; x++) {
          if (x < percent/10) {
            ap += poop
          } else {
            ap += '_'
          }
        }
        bot.say(msg.params.channel, '|'+ap+'| '+percent+'%')
      }
    }
  }
}

function pipe_watch() {
      var percent = pipe_percent()
      var diff = Math.abs(percent - old_percent)
      if (diff > 5) {
        bot.say(announce_channel, "bigpipe is at "+percent+"% capacity (was "+old_percent+"%)")
        old_percent = percent
      }
}

function pipe_percent() {
  var url = "https://www.portlandoregon.gov/bes/bigpipe/gauge.cfm"
  var doc = http.get({url: url})
  if (doc.status == 200) {
    var html_no_cr = doc.body.replace(/(\r\n|\n|\r)/gm, "");
    var match = /percent__number..(\d+)/.exec(html_no_cr)
    return parseFloat(match[1])
  } else {
    bot.say(bot.admin_channel, doc.status+" loading "+url)
  }
}