| Job Description | Actual meaning |
|---|---|
| a fast-paced environment | Your job will be constant firefighting |
| must be a team player | Must not question authority |
| able to work with minimal spervision | You'll be the one we blame when something goes wrong |
| an Agile team | We have daily stand-ups |
| a market leader | Recently started making a profit |
| rockstar developer | You will work very long hours with impossible deadlines |
| ninja | You do all the job along |
| we have an urgent need | Our other rockstar just left and no one understands the code |
| dynamic environment | Our leadership keeps changing priorities |
| self-starter | We have no process |
| passionate | Perseveres through regular death marches |
| work on cutting edge technolog | Do what everyone else is doing |
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you mean "You do all the job alone"?