oh-my-zsh / zsh / iterm2 init ASCII art

.zshrc

COLUMNS=`tput cols` export COLUMNS # Get screen width.

WELCOME="WELCOME, DONATO"
VERSE="If you're worn out in this footrace with men, what makes you think you can race against horses?"
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L_22="                                                                      .oXx..::'''.                                                                         "
L_23="                                                                       .dNk'..                                                                             "
L_24="                                                                        'ONx.                                                                              "
L_25="                                                                         ;0Xo.                                                                             "
L_26="                                                                          .dKk.                                                                            "
L_27="                                                                           .dNx,.                                                                          "
L_28="                                                                            .','.                                                                          "

dp_smaller_than=160
if [ $COLUMNS -lt $dp_smaller_than ]
then
    for i in {1..$COLUMNS}; do; echo -n "="; done;
    printf "%*s\n" $(((${#WELCOME}+$COLUMNS)/2)) "$WELCOME"
    printf "%*s\n" $(((${#VERSE}+$COLUMNS)/2)) "$VERSE"
    for i in {1..$COLUMNS}; do; echo -n "="; done;
else
    for i in {1..$COLUMNS}; do; echo -n "="; done;
    printf "%*s\n" $(((${#WELCOME}+$COLUMNS)/2)) "$WELCOME"
    for i in {1..$COLUMNS}; do; echo -n "="; done;

    printf "%*s\n" $(((${#L_1}+$COLUMNS)/2)) "$L_1"
    printf "%*s\n" $(((${#L_2}+$COLUMNS)/2)) "$L_2"
    printf "%*s\n" $(((${#L_3}+$COLUMNS)/2)) "$L_3"
    printf "%*s\n" $(((${#L_4}+$COLUMNS)/2)) "$L_4"
    printf "%*s\n" $(((${#L_5}+$COLUMNS)/2)) "$L_5"
    printf "%*s\n" $(((${#L_6}+$COLUMNS)/2)) "$L_6"
    printf "%*s\n" $(((${#L_7}+$COLUMNS)/2)) "$L_7"
    printf "%*s\n" $(((${#L_8}+$COLUMNS)/2)) "$L_8"
    printf "%*s\n" $(((${#L_9}+$COLUMNS)/2)) "$L_9"
    printf "%*s\n" $(((${#L_10}+$COLUMNS)/2)) "$L_10"
    printf "%*s\n" $(((${#L_11}+$COLUMNS)/2)) "$L_11"
    printf "%*s\n" $(((${#L_12}+$COLUMNS)/2)) "$L_12"
    printf "%*s\n" $(((${#L_13}+$COLUMNS)/2)) "$L_13"
    printf "%*s\n" $(((${#L_14}+$COLUMNS)/2)) "$L_14"
    printf "%*s\n" $(((${#L_15}+$COLUMNS)/2)) "$L_15"
    printf "%*s\n" $(((${#L_16}+$COLUMNS)/2)) "$L_16"
    printf "%*s\n" $(((${#L_17}+$COLUMNS)/2)) "$L_17"
    printf "%*s\n" $(((${#L_18}+$COLUMNS)/2)) "$L_18"
    printf "%*s\n" $(((${#L_19}+$COLUMNS)/2)) "$L_19"
    printf "%*s\n" $(((${#L_20}+$COLUMNS)/2)) "$L_20"
    printf "%*s\n" $(((${#L_21}+$COLUMNS)/2)) "$L_21"
    printf "%*s\n" $(((${#L_22}+$COLUMNS)/2)) "$L_22"
    printf "%*s\n" $(((${#L_23}+$COLUMNS)/2)) "$L_23"
    printf "%*s\n" $(((${#L_24}+$COLUMNS)/2)) "$L_24"
    printf "%*s\n" $(((${#L_25}+$COLUMNS)/2)) "$L_25"
    printf "%*s\n" $(((${#L_26}+$COLUMNS)/2)) "$L_26"
    printf "%*s\n" $(((${#L_27}+$COLUMNS)/2)) "$L_27"
    printf "%*s\n" $(((${#L_28}+$COLUMNS)/2)) "$L_28"

    for i in {1..$COLUMNS}; do; echo -n "="; done;
    printf "%*s\n" $(((${#VERSE}+$COLUMNS)/2)) "$VERSE"
    for i in {1..$COLUMNS}; do; echo -n "="; done;
fi