Throw a checked exception with no fucks given (no declaring the checked exception).

gistfile1.java

class NoFucks {
  public NoFucks () throws Exception {
    throw new Exception();
  }
}
...
try {
  NoFucks.class.newInstance();
} catch(InstantiationException e) {
} catch(IllegalAccessException e) {
}
// never gets here. Exception is thrown.