Somebody asked what their second-longest video is :)

schmoVids.py

#!/usr/bin/env python3
# -*- coding: utf-8 -*- 
import isodate
import time
import math
import json
import sys
import os
from ytdata import YTData
from datetime import datetime
from subprocess import PIPE, Popen

chan = ("schmoyoho", "UCNYrK4tc5i1-eL8TXesH2pg")
freq = 0.10
spread = 4
seed = 2

# be nice to servers; look for a cached json file first
try:
    f = open('{}.json'.format(chan[0]))
    j = json.loads(f.read())
    vids = j.get('items')
except IOError:
    print("Didn't find a saved {}.json, making a new one...".format(chan[0]))
    schmoyoho = YTData(channel_id=chan[1],
                      fields=['videoId', 'title', 'duration', 'publishedAt'],
                      max_results=999, verbose=False)
    schmoyoho.fetch()
    schmoyoho.dump('{}.json'.format(chan[0]))
    vids = schmoyoho.items

if vids is None or len(vids) < 1:
    print("Couldn't load any info :/ Is your google API key ok?")
    print("   https://support.google.com/googleapi/answer/6158862")
    os.remove("{}.json".format(chan[0]))
    sys.exit(1)

for _,v in enumerate(vids):
    v['duration'] = isodate.parse_duration(v['duration'])
    v['publishedAt'] = datetime.strptime(
		v['publishedAt'], "%Y-%m-%dT%H:%M:%S.%fZ")

sorted_vids = sorted(vids, key=lambda k: k['duration'])

# suspense printer
def easeUp(t,b,c,d):
    return c * math.pow( 2, 25 * (t/d - 1) ) + b;

child = Popen(["lolcat", "-f", "-t", "--seed={}".format(seed),
				 "--freq={}".format(freq), "--spread={}".format(spread), "-"],
			stdin=PIPE, stdout=PIPE)
lines = []
num = len(sorted_vids) + 1
for i in range(1,num,1):
    v = sorted_vids.pop(0)
    s = '{} {} {} {}\n'.format(
		v['duration'], v['publishedAt'], v['videoId'], v['title'])
    child.stdin.write(s.encode("utf-8"))
    child.stdin.flush()

child.stdin.close()
lines = child.stdout.read().decode("utf-8").splitlines()
for z in range(1,num,1):
    interval = easeUp(z,.02,1.8,num)
    print(lines.pop(0))
    time.sleep(interval)

It looks kinda like this: https://youtu.be/afnDnWcOsII