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#!/usr/bin/env node

require('dotenv').config();
const Twit = require('twit');

const yourScreenName = 'nuncamind';

const T = new Twit({
	consumer_key: process.env.TWITTER_CONSUMER_KEY,
	consumer_secret: process.env.TWITTER_CONSUMER_SECRET,

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var one = new Array(267386880/2 - 1000).join('a')


// This works on all devices/browsers, and uses IndexedDBShim as a final fallback 
var indexedDB = window.indexedDB || window.mozIndexedDB || window.webkitIndexedDB || window.msIndexedDB || window.shimIndexedDB;

// Open (or create) the database
var open = indexedDB.open("MyDatabase", 1);

// Create the schema

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#!/bin/sh

# I believe you need XCode installed to get sips/Rez/SetFile

# Have an Icon.png in the current working directory

# Resize it to 512 by 512 for some reason
sips -z 512 512 Icon.png --out myIconResized.png
# make it an .icns file
sips -s format icns myIconResized.png --out myIcon.icns

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Put in ~/Library/LaunchAgents.

launchctl load drew.screenshot.plist

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repo is here https://github.com/dtschust/fake-mastodon-instance/tree/c858a0d9427efc9c16a1c73bfcc0545bbdacb343

Best place to start looking is src/index.js, which is the express server that acts as a Mastodon instance.

In order to mirror a user from another service in a way that Mastodon recognizes, you must implement the following:

• Webfinger ( https://github.com/dtschust/fake-mastodon-instance/blob/c858a0d9427efc9c16a1c73bfcc0545bbdacb343/src/index.js#L488 )
  • Example response: http://fake-mastodon-instance.herokuapp.com/.well-known/webfinger?resource=acct:nuncamind@fake-mastodon-instance.herokuapp.com
  • Points to a user's profile page
  • Note: my implementation assumes any user exists, you'll probably want to do some validation here to check if the user should exist first.
• User profile ( https://github.com/dtschust/fake-mastodon-instance/blob/c858a0d9427efc9c16a1c73bfcc0545bbdacb343/src/index.js#L488 )

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Salmon recipe:

Ingredients

12 oz for two people: 0.75 pounds. The Norway atlantic salmon fillet at Whole Foods that’s $9.99 a pound

Steps

• Rinse salmon and pat all sides with paper towel, cut fillets in half
• Put salt and pepper on salmon
• Sit out for 30 minutes
• At 15 minutes, preheat oven to 400 degrees Fahrenheit
• At 25 mins, start heating skillet (high heat, about a 6)

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module.exports = {
  config: {
    // default font size in pixels for all tabs
    fontSize: 12,

    // font family with optional fallbacks
    fontFamily: 'Monaco, "Roboto Mono for Powerline", Monaco, Menlo, "DejaVu Sans Mono", "Lucida Console", monospace',

    // terminal cursor background color and opacity (hex, rgb, hsl, hsv, hwb or cmyk)
    cursorColor: 'rgba(248,28,229,0.8)',

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    (function() {
      var script = document.createElement('script')
      script.onload = function() {
        var stats = new Stats()
        stats.showPanel(1)
        document.body.appendChild(stats.dom)
        requestAnimationFrame(function loop() {
          stats.update()
          requestAnimationFrame(loop)
        })

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Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am dtschust on github.
• I am dtschust (https://keybase.io/dtschust) on keybase.
• I have a public key whose fingerprint is 1BF9 1040 5E2D 3644 CA92 4298 6A13 3FDD 55F3 FF82

To claim this, I am signing this object:

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// Use Gists to store code you would like to remember later on
console.log(window); // log the "window" object to the console