gistfile1.txt

require 'socket'
s=TCPSocket.new *ARGV[0,2]
s.puts "USER A B C D
NICK waffles"
until s.eof?
	s.puts case s.gets
	when /^\S+ 001 /
		"JOIN "+ARGV[2]
	when /.+ :-quit( .+)?/
		"QUIT :#{$1}"
	when /.+ (.+) :-(.+)$/
		"PRIVMSG #{$1} :#{$2}"
	when /PING (.+)/
		"PONG "+$1
	end
end