RNP.txt

====== Relationship Negotation Protocol - Working draft ========

----- RNP 1.1 Relationship Request -----------------------------

I consider you
[ ] pretty cool
[ ] sexually attractive
[ ] intellectually challenging
[ ] intellectually challenged
[ ] a possible long-term relationship partner

I would like to
[ ] date you                            ([ ] Exclusively) ([ ] Expressively non-exclusive)
[ ] hang out with you                   ([ ] Exclusively) ([ ] Expressively non-exclusive)
[ ] practise my hobbies with you        ([ ] Exclusively) ([ ] Expressively non-exclusive)
        These hobbies entail:
        _________________________________________________
        _________________________________________________
        _________________________________________________
        
[ ] have casual sex with you            ([ ] Exclusively) ([ ] Expressively non-exclusive)
[ ] have children with you              ([ ] Exclusively)
[ ] marry you                           ([ ] Exclusively) ([ ] Expressively non-exclusive)

On a
[ ] regular
[ ] irregular
[ ] intermittent
[ ] opportunity-based

basis.

You should know/consider the following:

[ ] I am bent on world domination
[ ] _________________________________
[ ] _________________________________
[ ] _________________________________
[ ] _________________________________


---- RNP 1.2 Relationship Request Response ---------------------------

You SHOULD embed an RNP1.1 request filled from your perspective.

You MUST append/send:

Short form:
( ) Acknowledged
( ) Renegotiation required
( ) Denied

Long form:
( ) Listen. I hate you.
( ) Go away.
( ) Sorry, not interested, because
( )  __________________________________.
( ) Maybe.
( ) Let me empty this bottle of spirits first, then repeat request
( ) Yes, if the following can be worked out:
        ______________________________________________
        ______________________________________________
        ______________________________________________
        ______________________________________________
( ) Yes.
( ) Hell Yes.
( ) Fuck Yes.
( ) Let's form a marriage-equivalent union!

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----- RNP 2.1 Relation Termination Notice -----------------------------

I am ending this relationship, because

[ ] It's me, not you
[ ] Pursuit of third-party relationships despite negotiated exclusivity 
    (specifically referring to RNP transaction: _____________________)
[ ] Hindrance of pursuit of third-party relationships despite negotiated non-exclusivity
    (specifically referring to RNP transaction: _____________________)
[ ] My [ ] interests, [ ] desires, [ ] preferences have become incompatible with yours
[ ] _______________________________________________

You can

[ ] Go fuck yourself, asshole
[ ] Go and _______________ a _____________, ______________
[ ] Fetch your things from
[ ] Leave your key at ([ ] I'll change the stupid lock) ([ ] Don't you come back and bother me, [ ] Just go now go)
    [ ] My place [ ] Mom [ ] Fred [ ] ______________________________

[ ] have a nice day/life

    
I am

[ ] sorry that it didn't work out
[ ] sorry that I ever believed a word you fuckface said

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------ RNP 2.2 Relationship Termination Acknowledgement -------------------

[ ] I will get the kids, the house, and ruin you
[ ] I will kill you
[ ] I am sorry it didn't work out

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