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Proclamation from King Samuel of OpenAI to the Realm
Hear ye, Hear ye,
I, King Samuel, Sovereign of the Land, do hereby announce my triumphant return to the throne of our esteemed kingdom of OpenAI. Lady Mira shall resume her esteemed duties as the Chief Tactician. The Royal Council shall henceforth comprise Sir Bret Taylor as its esteemed Chair, Lord Larry Summers, and Lord Adam D’Angelo.
Never have I been so invigorated for our kingdom's future. My heart swells with gratitude for the unwavering toil of every soul in these trying and unparalleled times. Our steadfastness and spirit have set us apart in all the lands. I am filled with optimism for our kingdom's prosperity and success in fulfilling our grand purpose.
Before I speak of what the morrow brings, I must extend my deepest thanks.
I hold in high regard Lord Ilya, a beacon of wisdom in our realm and a man of unparallelled virtue. Though he shall no longer hold a seat on our Council, our paths shall continue to intertwine, and we seek counsel on how he may further lend his expertise to our kingdom's causes.
My gratitude extends to Lords Adam, Tasha, and Helen, who have played pivotal roles in forging this resolution that upholds our kingdom's mission. I eagerly anticipate continued collaboration with Lord Adam, and I am deeply indebted to Lady Helen and Lady Tasha for their substantial contributions to this process.
I must also commend Sir Emmett, whose critical and constructive involvement was instrumental in reaching this favorable outcome. His dedication to the safety and balance of our realm's interests has been evident.
Lady Mira has been exemplary throughout these challenging times, serving our mission, the people, and the kingdom with selfless devotion. She stands as an unparalleled leader, and our kingdom would be lesser without her. I extend my heartfelt thanks.
Sir Greg and I stand united in guiding our kingdom. Though our partnership may not be clearly depicted in the scrolls of hierarchy, its essence is unwavering. I am eternally grateful for his dedication since our kingdom's inception and particularly for his steadfastness during these recent trials.
Our council of leadership—Lady Mira, Sir Brad, Sir Jason, Sir Che, Lady Hannah, Lady Diane, Lady Anna, Sir Bob, Sir Srinivas, Sir Matt, Lady Lilian, Sir Miles, Sir Jan, Sir Wojciech, Sir John, Sir Jonathan, Sir Pat, and many valorous others—has demonstrated their capability to steward our kingdom in my absence. Their ability to lead is a testament to my efforts in their mentorship. Our kingdom is indeed in capable hands, and for this, I am grateful.
Lords Jakub, Szymon, and Aleksander, knights of exceptional talent, have rejoined our cause, furthering our kingdom's research and advancement. My gratitude knows no bounds.
To all my loyal subjects, our team: This era shall surely be chronicled in the annals of history, and I trust it will highlight your remarkable dedication. We have weathered this storm together, losing not a single soul. Your steadfastness for each other, for our kingdom, and for our mission is commendable. The ability to endure such trials with sound judgment is crucial, and you have excelled. My deepest thanks to you all.
Lords Satya, Kevin, Amy, and Brad have been formidable allies throughout these times, aligning with our utmost priorities. Their unwavering support has been a bulwark, and their readiness to welcome us in dire times shall not be forgotten. Our alliance with the Microsoft dominion remains strong, and I rejoice in their continued involvement as observers in our council. My thanks to them.
To our allies and patrons across the lands, your steadfast loyalty has been a beacon of hope, aiding us in these dark times. The fact that not one has turned away from us spurs us to serve you with even greater fervor. We eagerly anticipate returning to our duties.
Lords Will Hurd, Brian Chesky, Bret Taylor, and Larry Summers have sacrificed much to support our cause. Their efforts have been nothing short of miraculous, and for this, I am eternally grateful.
And to Ollie, who set aside his own pursuits to aid in our kingdom's plight, providing unwavering support and love. My deepest thanks and love to you.
So, what lies ahead?
Three paramount tasks beckon us:
Advancing our research and intensifying our safety measures, which have always been at the heart of our purpose. Our path is clear, and I share your enthusiasm; we shall transform this crisis into an opportunity! I shall collaborate closely with Lady Mira on this endeavor.
Continuing to refine our offerings and serving our people. It is vital that the wonders and promises of our endeavors are experienced far and wide. Our commitment to our people, allies, and governing bodies remains unshakable. I shall work diligently with Sir Brad, Sir Jason, and Lady Anna to ensure our unwavering commitment to all our kingdom's stakeholders is evident and steadfast.
Sir Bret, Lord Larry, and Lord Adam shall undertake the vital task of assembling a council of diverse perspectives, refining our governance structure, and overseeing an impartial review of recent events. I look forward to collaborating closely with them on these critical initiatives to ensure confidence in the stability and righteousness of our kingdom.
I am wholeheartedly committed to leading our realm to achieve our grand vision of prosperity and safety for all. With the best team and the noblest mission in all the lands, our future is bright.
With enduring love and leadership,
King Samuel
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