poop.rb

💩 = Class.new do

  def self.alltime_poops
    @poops ||= []
  end

  def self.stats
    puts "You've pooped #{alltime_poops.count{ |poo| poo.timestamp.strftime("%A, %b %d") == Time.now.strftime("%A, %b %d") }} times today."
  end

  attr_accessor :volume, :consistency, :timestamp, :color

  def initialize(volume:, consistency:, timestamp: Time.now, color: "Brown")
    @volume      = volume
    @consistency = consistency
    @timestamp   = timestamp
    @color       = color
  end

  def evacuate
    self.class.alltime_poops << self
    puts "Ah. That feels better."
  end

end

rand(200).times do
  💩.new(volume: "medium", consistency: "loose").evacuate
end
💩.stats