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Hello, I'm drunk
Hello, it's me
I'm just calling cause I've had a little bit too much to drink
At the bar, then the club
They say tequila's supposed to heal ya
But I'm feelin kinda queasy
Hello, can you hear me?
I'm standing in a crowded bathroom and I really have to pee
I might not make it to the stall
With all these people all around me, I'll have a puddle at my feet
There's such a crowd here, around me
And I might throw up
Hello from the other side
I think I might just need a ride
Back to my house so that I can change out of these clothes
But when we get there, you might have to look for my phone
Hello from the outside
I just need to eat something fried
To settle the acid that's creeping into my throat
But it don't matter, why fight it? In the morning, I'll be hungover
Hello, how are you?
I don't remember how this happened, the world's spinning, and I'm nauseous
I hope that you're sober
Do you think that you could make it out here before I completely blackout?
I'm so wasted, I can't see straight
I'm slurring all my words
So hello from the other side
I think I might just need a ride
Back to my house so that I can change out of these clothes
But when we get there, you might have to look for my phone
Hello from the outside
I just need to eat something fried
To settle the acid that's creeping into my throat
But it don't matter, why fight it? In the morning, I'll be hungover
Ooooooh, hungover
Ooooooh, hungover
Ooooooh, hungover
Hungover
So hello from the other side
I think I might just need a ride
Back to my house so that I can change out of these clothes
But when we get there, you might have to look for my phone
Hello from the outside
I just need to eat something fried
To settle the acid that's creeping into my throat
But it don't matter, why fight it? In the morning, I'll be hungover
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drobati commented Aug 22, 2016

⭐ A++

Waiting for the performance.

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