An anti-collision Kletternmonkey 🙈

anticollision-kletternmonkey-2.x.js

// ==UserScript==
// @name        anticollision-kletternmonkey
// @namespace   localhost
// @description My take on "#MoneyTree - das Kletterduell" campaign by O2 (May-July 2015).
//              Just for fun (topping myself in the top ten), and not for
//              intentionally winning the contest and/or the "Hauptpreis" -
//              Schwedenreise für zwei im Design-Baumhaus (Gesamtwert 3.000 €).
//
//              This should also be a case study showing how bad it is when a JS
//              programmer carelessly pollutes the global namespace. =)
//
// @version     2.X
// @grant       none

// @include     https://kletterduell.o2online.de/menu
// @include     https://kletterduell.o2online.de/game*
// @include     https://kletterduell.o2online.de/acceptChallenge/*

// @copyright   2015+, Glenn Dwiyatcita
// @require     https://code.jquery.com/jquery-latest.js
// @require     https://raw.githubusercontent.com/bitovi/legacy-syn/master/dist/syn.js
// ==/UserScript==

this.$ = this.jQuery = jQuery.noConflict(true);

$(function () {
    console.info('Kletternmonkey says: "Moin, moin!"');

    var interceptTimeout = 500;

    window.setTimeout(function () {
        window.KG_PhaserCollision = function KG_PhaserCollision(f) {
            var e = {
                    debug: !1
                },
                d;

            return {
                init                : function (a, b) {
                    $.extend(e, a);
                    d = b || null
                },
                preload             : function () {
                },
                create              : function () {
                },
                update              : function () {
                },
                render              : function () {
                },
                checkGoodieCollision: function (a) {
                    var b = d.SceneManager.getPlayer(),
                        c = [];
                    d.Logic.getGamestate().activePowerup ? (null !== a.hitObjects[0] && c.push(a.hitObjects[0]), null !== a.hitObjects[2] && c.push(a.hitObjects[2])) : (0 < b.scale.x && null !== a.hitObjects[0] && c.push(a.hitObjects[0]), 0 > b.scale.x && null !== a.hitObjects[2] && c.push(a.hitObjects[2]));
                    null !== a.hitObjects[1] && c.push(a.hitObjects[1]);
                    return c
                },
                checkCollision      : function (a) {
                    //         var b = d.SceneManager.getPlayer();
                    //         return 0 < b.scale.x && 1 !== a.treeType || 0 > b.scale.x && 2 !== a.treeType ? !1 : !0
                    console.log('overriding .checkCollision() function. Looks Good To Monkey.');
                    return false;
                }
            }
        };

        console.info('An anti-collision monkey has been dispatched to help you climb the #MoneyTree.');


        var phaser           = $('#phaser'),
            target           = phaser.children('canvas'),
            superMonkeySpeed = 100;

        console.log('target: ' + target[0].outerHTML);

        var getRandomInt  = function (min, max) {
                return Math.floor(Math.random() * (max - min + 1)) + min;
            },
            shakeDaMonkey = NaN;

        var control = $('<button>')
            .css({
                position    : 'fixed',
                top         : 100,
                left        : 100,
                color       : 'black',
                borderRadius: 4
            })
            .text('➪ @rpl @xan: click here \\_(ツ)_/')
            .on('click', function () {

                if (isNaN(shakeDaMonkey)) {
                    shakeDaMonkey = window.setInterval(function () {
                        var shake = Boolean(getRandomInt(0, 1)) ?
                                    '[left]' : '[right]';

                        Syn.type(shake, target);
                        //Syn.click(target);

                    }, superMonkeySpeed);

                } else {
                    window.clearInterval(shakeDaMonkey);
                    shakeDaMonkey = NaN;
                }
            })
            .appendTo('body');

    }, interceptTimeout);
});