Enjoyable Minetest loading messages

main.cpp

progress = 20 + client->mediaReceiveProgress() * 50 + 0.5;
			std::stringstream message;
			message.precision(3);
            // Enjoyable loading messages!
            if (progress < 30) {
                message << gettext("Coding next version...");
            }
            else if (progress < 50) {
                message << gettext("Leaking memory...");
            }
            else if (progress < 70) {
                message << gettext("Placing nyancats...");
            }
            else if (progress < 80) {
                message << gettext("Engaging coffee break...");
            }
            else {
                message << gettext("Finishing up...");
            }