vogelisms.rb

#!/usr/bin/env ruby
# Query vogelisms.com to collect quotes
require 'rubygems'
require 'open-uri'
require 'nokogiri'

if ARGV.empty?
    puts "vogelisms.rb [number]"
    puts "Scrapes vogelisms.com [number] of times -> [number] of quotes"
    puts "No check for double quotes"
end

amount = ARGV[0].to_i

for it in 1..amount do
    doc = Nokogiri::HTML(open('http://www.vogelisms.com'))
    text = doc.css('div.dq_quote').text
    if text != nil 
        puts "--------------------------"
        puts "VOGELISM ##{it}"
        puts "--------------------------"
        puts text
    end
end