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Scrum Chuck
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| * Chuck Norris always starts his projects with a Roundhouse-Kickoff. | |
| * Chuck Norris is ScrumMaster and ProductOwner - simultaneously. | |
| * Chuck Norris always wins at Planning Poker. | |
| * Chuck Norris does not estimate, he knows. | |
| * Chuck Norris can do 6-month sprints. | |
| * Chuck Norris does not move story cards, he moves the taskboard. | |
| * When Chuck Norris says "done", believe me, it’s "done". | |
| * Even Chuck Norris is not allowed to be late at the stand-up meeting. Now you tell him. | |
| * Chuck Norris can do a thousand sit-ups during the stand-up meeting. | |
| * Chuck Norris answers just two questions on the stand-up meeting. Chuck Norris does not know obstacles. | |
| * Chuck Norris is not afraid of bugs, bugs are afraid of him – really afraid. | |
| * Chuck Norris does not do Kanban. He cannot get any leaner and he’s always there just in time! | |
| * Chuck Norris pairs alone. | |
| * Chuck Norris doesn’t do burn-down Charts, he does Smack-Down charts. | |
| * Chuck Norris doesn’t iterate. It’s right the first time, forever. |
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