Main.java

import java.util.*;
import java.lang.*;
import java.io.*;


class Main
{
	public static void main (String[] args) throws java.lang.Exception
	{
		// your code goes here
	}
 
	static Integer wtf (String sa)[]
	{
	  return new Integer[2];
	}
 
	static String[] wtf2 (String[] evil[])[]
	{
	  return evil;
	}
}

Just when you think Malbolge is crazy remember java lets you do this.