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q. How do you comfort a JavaScript bug? a. You console it
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When a JavaScript date has gone bad, "Don't call me, I'll callback you. I promise!"
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Dev1 saw a strange JavaScript function & asked, "What is this?". Dev2 responded, "I don't know. I would've called you, but I was in a bind"
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Two JavaScript developers walked into the variable
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q. Why was the JavaScript developer sad? a. Because he didn't Node how to Express himself
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q. Why did Jason cover himself with bubble wrap? a. Because he wanted to make a cross-domain JSONP request
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q. Why did the software company hire drama majors from Starbucks? a. Because they needed JavaScript experts!
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q. Why did the CoffeeScript developer keep getting lost? a. Because he couldn't find his source without a map
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q. What do you call
__proto__
? a. Dunder proto q. Michael Scott was the regional manager where? a.__mifflin__
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q. How did the doctor revive the developer? a. The dev wasn't responsive so the doc picked him up by his bootstraps
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q. Why did the developer go broke? a. Because he used up all his cache
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q. Why did the C# developer fall asleep? a. Because he didn't like Java.
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q. Why did the JavaScript boxer goto the chiropractor? a. Because his backbone was angular from a knockout and required attention
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q. How did the web developer hurt Comic Sans feelings? a. Once he saw the font he quickly changed it to Open Sans and exclaimed "In your @font-face!"
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q. Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards a. Because they use a strongly typed language
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q. Why was Ember.js turning red? a. Because it was EMBERrassed for not remEMBERing its route home
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q. Why did the jQuery developer never have financial problems? a. Because he was in $.noConflict() mode
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Front-End Web Dev Jokes
why did the frontend developer leave the restaurant ?
Because he could not stand the table layout
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why do frontend developers wear glasses ?
Because they don't C sharp