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Whitbeck’s Law

If it exists, there is a GIF of it.

Manor’s Law

For every message there is an equal and opposite deletion.

Cowart’s Law

All great messages will be deleted before you have a chance to read them.

Neiner’s Law

Even if you think of something to say first, it will still be written before you, and most likely by Doug.

Snyder’s Law

Any posted link has the potential to generate an epically quotable response.

Glovier’s Law

It is possible to hold entire conversations using nothing but memes.

Hostetler’s Law

Any time is a good time to dance.

Robson’s Law

Using the “morning” introduction does not assume the “good” descriptor.

Powell’s Law

Placing your phone number in a message will generate random phone calls for free pools.

Sampson’s Law

Any chat is worthy of relocating from.

Perelman’s Law

Certain chat events make invoke the death of another user.

DeHaan’s Law

“Arrr” is a proper response to any message.

Brown's Law

Connectivity will be lost before posting any message of importance.

González's Law

The easiest path to Do Not Disturb is the use of lawnmowers.

Creamer's Law

All messages can be avoided by meeting at Starbucks.

Edgerton's Law

A message from Brian is like a virtual roundhouse kick to the face.

Hammock's Law

A free pool immunity shall be granted once, and only once.

Svenson's Law

Every other message shall include some sort of HR violation.

Cloud's Law

A day cannot go by without someone receiving a look of disapproval.

Cadenhead's Law

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Kellar's Law

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