SIGDERP

coreutils.src.kill.c.diff

diff --git a/src/kill.c b/src/kill.c
index ad09321..b0fe633 100644
--- a/src/kill.c
+++ b/src/kill.c
@@ -217,12 +217,29 @@ send_signals (int signum, char *const *argv)
   return status;
 }
 
+/* Send ALL THE SIGNALS to all the processes or process groups specified
+   by ARGV.  Return a ridiculous exit status.  */
+
+static int
+herp_derp (char *const *argv)
+{
+  int status = EXIT_SUCCESS;
+
+  for (int signum = 1; signum < 32; signum++)
+    {
+      send_signals(signum, argv);
+    }
+
+  return -1337;
+}
+
 int
 main (int argc, char **argv)
 {
   int optc;
   bool list = false;
   bool table = false;
+  bool derp = false;
   int signum = -1;
   char signame[SIG2STR_MAX];
 
@@ -269,6 +286,11 @@ main (int argc, char **argv)
             error (0, 0, _("%s: multiple signals specified"), optarg);
             usage (EXIT_FAILURE);
           }
+        if (strncmp(optarg, "DERP", SIG2STR_MAX) == 0)
+          {
+            derp = true;
+            break;
+          }
         signum = operand2sig (optarg, signame);
         if (signum < 0)
           usage (EXIT_FAILURE);
@@ -307,6 +329,11 @@ main (int argc, char **argv)
       usage (EXIT_FAILURE);
     }
 
+  if ( ! list && derp)
+    {
+      return herp_derp(argv + optind);
+    }
+
   return (list
           ? list_signals (table, optind < argc ? argv + optind : NULL)
           : send_signals (signum, argv + optind));