The Worst

gistfile1.txt

<?php

function portal($GLaDOS) {
    $chell = $GLaDOS;
    $wheatley = $GLaDOS + 8;

    while ($chell <= $wheatley) {
        $caveJohnson = $GLaDOS;
        while ($caveJohnson <= $chell) {
            echo $chell;

            $caveJohnson++;
        }
        echo "\n";

        if ($chell != 'The cake is a lie') {
            $chell++;
        }
    }
}

portal(1);