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#!/opt/homebrew/Cellar/php@8.1/8.1.27/bin/php
<?php

require __DIR__ . '/drush.php';

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if (App::environment(['local', 'staging'])) {
    Route::get('phpinfo', phpinfo());
}

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<?php
/**
 * shorthand laravel php syntax tips via)
 *   Laravel Business: https://www.youtube.com/post/UgzGftWbzdljAptGJOR4AaABCQ
 *   via Caleb Porzio: https://laravel-livewire.com/screencasts/s7-simple-table
 */

// instead of if/else
if ( $status == 'processing' ) {
    return 'blue';

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<?php
// short syntax available in php 7.4 and up

Project::with('user')
  
    // regular anonymous php function expression
    ->whereHas('user', function($query) {
        $query->where('role', 'admin'); 
    })
  

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<?php
/**
 * What is this: 'thisInterval()' as a closure-as-callable-php-variable
 *
 * Explainer: imagine having a job scheduler with a production accuracy requirement to the minute..
 *  Now imagine desiring an easy way to loosen that accuracy constraint, for sake of easier tests..
 *  With an approach like this, just put the accuracy setting into configuration, e.g. .env file.
 */

// this $cfg could come from a per-environment .env file, for example

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Feature development - proposed branching model (graph)

Take a feature: like 'OBH'

__ master ______________________________________.___________________
  \                                            / (pull request ^)
   \__ develop ____________________________.__/_____________________
      \                                   / (pull request ^)
       \__ develop/obh/master _[._._._.]_/                          

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# added to ohmyzsh custom aliases; for laravel / artisan

getinsights() {
  composer require nunomaduro/phpinsights --dev
  php artisan vendor:publish --provider="NunoMaduro\PhpInsights\Application\Adapters\Laravel\InsightsServiceProvider"
  php artisan insights
}

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Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am emjayess on github.
• I am mattso (https://keybase.io/mattso) on keybase.
• I have a public key ASAbqQc40ZibE2hPbrsmrGPfIiIxd1EfQL2zIHSr80PsEgo

To claim this, I am signing this object:

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macarooni:geekout emjayess$ pyspark
Python 2.7.5 (default, Mar  9 2014, 22:15:05)
[GCC 4.2.1 Compatible Apple LLVM 5.0 (clang-500.0.68)] on darwin
Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information.
Spark assembly has been built with Hive, including Datanucleus jars on classpath
Using Spark's default log4j profile: org/apache/spark/log4j-defaults.properties
15/02/03 09:18:31 INFO SecurityManager: Changing view acls to: emjayess
15/02/03 09:18:31 INFO SecurityManager: Changing modify acls to: emjayess
15/02/03 09:18:31 INFO SecurityManager: SecurityManager: authentication disabled; ui acls disabled; users with view permissions: Set(emjayess); users with modify permissions: Set(emjayess)
15/02/03 09:18:32 INFO Slf4jLogger: Slf4jLogger started

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The Skills of Leonard da Vinci

via Letters of Note

My Most Illustrious Lord,

Having now sufficiently seen and considered the achievements of all those who count themselves masters and artificers of instruments of war, and having noted that the invention and performance of the said instruments is in no way different from that in common usage, I shall endeavour, while intending no discredit to anyone else, to make myself understood to Your Excellency for the purpose of unfolding to you my secrets, and thereafter offering them at your complete disposal, and when the time is right bringing into effective operation all those things which are in part briefly listed below:

1. I have plans for very light, strong and easily portable bridges with which to pursue and, on some occasions, flee the enemy, and others, sturdy and indestructible either by fire or in battle, easy and convenient to lift and place in position. Also means of burning and destroy