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#mysql> show tables from `mydrupaldb` where `tables_in_mydrupaldb` like '%cache%';
mysql> show tables like '%cache%'; # this works, for just a single pattern match
+----------------------------------+
| Tables_in_mydrupaldb             |
+----------------------------------+
| cache                            |
| cache_admin_menu                 |
| cache_apachesolr                 |
| cache_block                      |
| cache_bootstrap                  |

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The Skills of Leonard da Vinci

via Letters of Note

My Most Illustrious Lord,

Having now sufficiently seen and considered the achievements of all those who count themselves masters and artificers of instruments of war, and having noted that the invention and performance of the said instruments is in no way different from that in common usage, I shall endeavour, while intending no discredit to anyone else, to make myself understood to Your Excellency for the purpose of unfolding to you my secrets, and thereafter offering them at your complete disposal, and when the time is right bringing into effective operation all those things which are in part briefly listed below:

1. I have plans for very light, strong and easily portable bridges with which to pursue and, on some occasions, flee the enemy, and others, sturdy and indestructible either by fire or in battle, easy and convenient to lift and place in position. Also means of burning and destroy

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macarooni:geekout emjayess$ pyspark
Python 2.7.5 (default, Mar  9 2014, 22:15:05)
[GCC 4.2.1 Compatible Apple LLVM 5.0 (clang-500.0.68)] on darwin
Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information.
Spark assembly has been built with Hive, including Datanucleus jars on classpath
Using Spark's default log4j profile: org/apache/spark/log4j-defaults.properties
15/02/03 09:18:31 INFO SecurityManager: Changing view acls to: emjayess
15/02/03 09:18:31 INFO SecurityManager: Changing modify acls to: emjayess
15/02/03 09:18:31 INFO SecurityManager: SecurityManager: authentication disabled; ui acls disabled; users with view permissions: Set(emjayess); users with modify permissions: Set(emjayess)
15/02/03 09:18:32 INFO Slf4jLogger: Slf4jLogger started

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//artificially delay a javascript redirect w/anonymous function
//n represents delay in seconds

(function(){
  var i,c=0,n=3;
  i=window.setInterval(function(){
    if(c++==n){
      window.clearInterval(i);
      top.location='http://redirect-here.tld/';
    }

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function $arr(xargs) {
  return Array.prototype.slice.call(xargs);
}

//sample usage:
function someotherfn(arg1,arg2,arg3){
  $args = $arr(arguments);
  $args.sort();
}

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em {
  font-weight: bold;
  font-style: normal;
}

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// Cross-browser object.watch and object.unwatch

// object.watch
if (!Object.prototype.watch) {
	Object.prototype.watch = function (prop, handler) {
		var oldval = this[prop], newval = oldval,
		getter = function () {
			return newval;
		},
		setter = function (val) {

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// the agility of javascript's ternary operation...
// lots of folks don't seem aware of the subsequent assignments available

function ternary(a,b) {
  var c,d,tis='';
  c = (d = a==b) ? tis='tis true' : tis='tis false';
  return [c,d,tis];
}
console.log(ternary(true,true));
console.log(ternary(true,false));

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<cfscript>
  // require https://github.com/pmcelhaney/Mustache.cfc
  mustache = createobject('component','cfc/mustache');//dump(mustache);

  //view template:
  hello_templ = '<h1>Hello, {{thing}}</h1>';

  //model object:
  hello_model = {
    thing = 'Mustache'

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/*!
 * JavaScript whatevCache - v0.2pre - 12/30/2010
 * http://benalman.com/
 *
 * Copyright (c) 2010 "Cowboy" Ben Alman
 * Dual licensed under the MIT and GPL licenses.
 * http://benalman.com/about/license/
 */

// whatevCache.set( key, value [, ttl ] );