lacostenycoder

- IMPORTANT

For security, since this script injects CSS via AJAX, first fork the main slack night mode repo. The reason is explained here

UPDATE: The code has been modified to download the remote css to a local file and use ruby sass compiler to verify there is no malicious code in the remote css. This will error if the code has been modified to include anything malicious (i.e. script or img tags etc.) It's also been refactored to use the local file inside the js injection, it makes sure it's safe first in the very unlikely event the local file somehow differs from the remote css. The chances of this happening are remote, but this should suffice for safety.

Installation

• save this script wherever you keep your ruby scripts for example ~/lacostenycoder/scripts/ruby/
• change the URL in the remote_repo variable in ruby script to use YOUR repo. The rawgit.com file is crea

abyss-as-a-service

Floating serenely through a peaceful abyss, a sigh escapes; content.
A siren wails, you're jolted from your respite
/dev/xsdb1 is at 100%

A cacophony of alerts screech from the phone.
Upset is the fragile balance, failure cascades.
Was only a matter of time.
Get some coffee.

All you ping seems to crumble, machine after machine fall; a massacre of uptime.

bcomnes

# Fix agent forwarding
# https://gist.github.com/martijnvermaat/8070533
# http://techblog.appnexus.com/2011/managing-ssh-sockets-in-gnu-screen/
# See .ssh/rc for socket linking
unsetenv SSH_AUTH_SOCK
setenv SSH_AUTH_SOCK $HOME/.ssh/ssh_auth_sock.$HOSTNAME

hummus

wget http://stedolan.github.io/jq/download/linux64/jq 
aws ec2 describe-instances --filters "Name=tag:Name,Values=$NAME" \
  "Name=instance-state-name,Values=running" \
  |  jq -r \
  ".Reservations[] | .Instances[] | .InstanceId" \

aws ec2 describe-volumes --filters \
  "Name=status,Values=available" \
  | jq -r ".Volumes[] | .VolumeId" \

night-before-opsmas.txt

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the racks
Not a server was alerting, not even Compaqs.
The backups were written to tapes with care
In hopes that later the data would be there.

The machines were nestled all snug in their sleds
Whilst visions of vengeance danced in their heads;
And oncall in his three-wolf and I in my rack.
Had just settled down for some syn and some ack.

rtomayko

#!/usr/bin/env ruby
#/ Usage: <progname> [options]...
#/ How does this script make my life easier?
# ** Tip: use #/ lines to define the --help usage message.
$stderr.sync = true
require 'optparse'

# default options
flag    = false
option  = "default value"