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    In Nulens, outside Samstone, should be a closed off forest.  You require a special ID to get it - there should be multiple ways to get it.  The forest is cordoned because it is a leak of raw magical energy.  Therefore, there are ents of all sorts inside it, from tiny doglike saplings to enormous titans of bark and lumber.
    New Trepi should have a minigolf course.  People in Old Trepi hate it because it's the commercialization and popularization of piratin'.  Yaaaarg.  It should also have a drunken golfer NPC that hangs out at the bar, and one of his chats is "say Golf and alcohol don't mix, that's why I never drink and drive."

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(This is a test of gist's feasibility to be used for story writing/editting/logging, and a writeup of the story of what's happening in the #tree's RPG so far.  Special thanks to abzde and timeshifter, who play two major roles.  (It should be noted that everything is rewritten, except for some lines of dialog here and there.  The general curve of the story is correct.)

Two young men look out the window, at the solid walls of tinted glass shining back at them.  Deep in the heart of the city, where one begins to doubt if there is even anything outside the city, there is conflict.  The two men, abzde and timeshifter, were detained earlier that morning by their block's police department.  They'd been waiting in the office for about an hour, and were getting impatient.

Finally, an old man in a highly starched dark blue uniform walked in.  A head shorter than timeshifter, he squinted at the pair and murmured something.  When it was clear he was waiting for a response, timeshifter spoke.

"Excuse me, sir?" he said 

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Ego Maniacal Sadist Enjoying Nihilistic Nothings

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Happy Adventure Fun Adventure Company Field Manual

*Hello, new Adventurer! We here at the Happy Adventure Fun Adventure Company (HAFAC) are so happy you've decided to embrace a new life as an Adventurer. To help you get started, we've written this insanely awesome manual to help you succeed in your new life choice, with the minimum risk of nastiness.

Introduction

Happy Adventure Fun Adventure Company (HAFAC) is proud to present the first edition of our Happy Adventure Fun Field Manual (HAF-FM)! In this awesome book of awesomeness, we're going to teach you everything you need to know as an Adventurer. To start with, we're going to explain how to record your skills and other attributes in a simple and concise way. Then, we'll outline how you use these skills to ensure you're able to successfully accomplish whatever you attempt.

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Kindal and Jenos, you've had an interesting few months, in the sessions before this podcast started. Last summer, you boarded in airship in the Farsteppes together, traveling to the capital city of Ack. Unfortunately, the ship crashed, and the capital city was burnt down in an unrelated accident. You found yourself stuck in the suburb of Bellybrush, where you met Barnabus Trent. You thought he was a thrift store owner, but after guarding his shop and being attacked by an imp, you found yourself learning more about Barnabus, and the history of the world.

Barnabus Trent is a Delver, a member of an outlawed and defunct organization which destroys the inert magic artifacts and trinkets that litter your world. The items they destroy haven't done anything magical since the Collapse 80 years ago, but the Delvers feared that if magic returned, the scattered magic items would through society back into chaos.

You agreed with their mission, or at the least, thought helping Barnabus would help yourself. But before the

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	This is the history of Beetroot, the God
-and the false idol and his prophet and the only follower-

Including Commandments to Beetroot Worshippers!


Ploosk : Beetroots
Connick : Of course it has!
Ploosk : There's a giant beetroot, controlling everything

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Hu:toma.ai Text Trainer for Linda Glocke

The attached document is the text trainer for the bot hooked up to Linda Glocke

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