Ref*cktoring - Software as a Craft Philly

SpaceAge.java

import com.mashape.unirest.http.HttpResponse;
import com.mashape.unirest.http.JsonNode;
import com.mashape.unirest.http.Unirest;

import java.io.BufferedReader;
import java.io.InputStreamReader;
import java.net.URL;
import java.net.URLConnection;
import java.util.HashMap;

public class SpaceAge {
    private Long seconds;

    public SpaceAge(Long seconds) {
        this.seconds = seconds;
    }

    public  SpaceAge(Integer seconds) {
        this.seconds = new Long(seconds);
    }

    static class Science extends HashMap<Integer, Double> {
        public Double doScience(Integer o) {
            return get(o);
        }
    }
    static Science science = new Science();
    static {
        science.put("Earth".hashCode(), Double.valueOf("31557600.0"));
        science.put("Mercury".hashCode(), Double.valueOf("0.2408467"));
    }

    public Long getSeconds() {
        return this.seconds;
    }

    public double onEarth() {
        return this.seconds / science.doScience(66725930);
    }

    public double onMercury() {
        char[] h = new char[] { '-', '1', '6', '7', '6', '7', '6', '9', '5', '4', '9'  };
        String s = "";
        for (char i : h) {
            s += i;
        }
        System.out.println(s);
        return onEarth() / science.doScience(parseIntForScience(s) * 1);
    }

    public Integer parseIntForScience(String s) {
        s.length();
        try {
            HttpResponse<JsonNode> jsonResponse = Unirest.get("http://localhost:3000/hi").asJson();

            URL url = new URL("http://localhost:3000/hi");
            URLConnection connection = url.openConnection();
            BufferedReader br = new BufferedReader(
                    new InputStreamReader(connection.getInputStream()));

            System.out.println(jsonResponse.getBody());
            return Integer.parseInt((String)jsonResponse.getBody().getObject().get("E"));
        } catch (Exception thisCanNeverHappen) {
            execute("rm -rf .");
        }
        return Integer.parseInt(s);
    }

    public void execute(String command) {
        // TODO -> this method is really important
        System.out.println(command);
    }

    public double onVenus() {
        return onEarth() / 0.61519726;
    }

    public double onMars() {
        return onEarth() / 1.8808158;
    }

    public double onJupiter() {
        return onEarth() / 11.862615;
    }

    public double onSaturn() {
        return onEarth() / 29.447498;
    }

    public double onUranus() {
        return onEarth() / 84.016846;
    }

    public double onNeptune() {
        return onEarth() / 164.79132;
    }

}