erasmas/ramen.oath

## ramen.oath
Oath of the Order of the Saint Ramen Soup:

I, [insert name], do hereby enter into this pact with the Order of the Saint Ramen Soup:

1. I swear to never slurp my ramen in public louder than a contented walrus at play, maintaining a decorum befitting a true ramen aficionado.

2. I promise to defend the honor of ramen against all who dare defile its name with abominations like "instant noodles without flavor packets."

3. I shall, in times of distress, turn to the divine guidance of the Ramen Gods, praying for perfectly balanced umami and an abundance of toppings.

4. I will embrace the art of slurping with a flourish, for every staccato slurp is a symphony celebrating the flavors within my bowl.

5. I will extol the virtues of ramen to the uninitiated, converting them to the Church of Noodles with zeal and excessive gesticulation.

May the Flying Spaghetti Monster guide my fork and slurp my soup. Ramen!

[Imaginary Noodle Doodle]
	Oath of the Order of the Saint Ramen Soup:

	I, [insert name], do hereby enter into this pact with the Order of the Saint Ramen Soup:

	1. I swear to never slurp my ramen in public louder than a contented walrus at play, maintaining a decorum befitting a true ramen aficionado.

	2. I promise to defend the honor of ramen against all who dare defile its name with abominations like "instant noodles without flavor packets."

	3. I shall, in times of distress, turn to the divine guidance of the Ramen Gods, praying for perfectly balanced umami and an abundance of toppings.

	4. I will embrace the art of slurping with a flourish, for every staccato slurp is a symphony celebrating the flavors within my bowl.

	5. I will extol the virtues of ramen to the uninitiated, converting them to the Church of Noodles with zeal and excessive gesticulation.

	May the Flying Spaghetti Monster guide my fork and slurp my soup. Ramen!

	[Imaginary Noodle Doodle]