tyyp.js

tyyp.js

(function (root, factory) {
  if (typeof define === 'function' && define.amd) {
    define(['exports'], function (exports) {
      root.tyyp = factory(root, exports);
    });
  } else if (typeof exports !== 'undefined') {
    factory(root, exports);
  } else {
    root.tyyp = factory(root, {});
  }
}(this, function (root, tyyp) {
  tyyp.president = false;

  tyyp.commands = {
    "help": function () {
      return "Sadece bu fonksiyon var abi onda da yardım edemiyoz :/";
    }
  };

  tyyp.sentence = ["Bu twitter mivıtter hepsinin kökünü kazıyacağız"];

  tyyp.weSentence = ["Adam Cumhurbaşkanı"];

  tyyp.cigarette = ["Terbiyesize bak! Hala sigara içiyor"];

  tyyp.numbers = [0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9];

  tyyp.setSentence = function (sentence) {
    this.sentence = sentence;
  };

  tyyp.getSentence = function () {
    return this.sentence;
  };

  tyyp.setWeSentence = function (weSentence) {
    this.weSentence = weSentence;
  };

  tyyp.getWeSentence = function () {
    return this.weSentence;
  };

  tyyp.getCigarette = function () {
    return this.cigarette;
  };

  tyyp.setCigarette = function (cigarette) {
    this.cigarette = cigarette;
  };

  tyyp.random = function () {
    return 2023;
  };

  tyyp.do = function () {
    throw new Error("Sizden öğrenecek değiliz!");
  };

  tyyp.walk = function () {
    throw new Error("Beraber yürüdük biz bu yollarda.");
  };

  tyyp.ip = function () {
    var ip = "";
    for (var i = 1; i < 16; i++) {
      if (i % 4 === 0) {
        ip += ".";
      } else {
        ip += this.numbers[Math.floor(Math.random() * this.numbers.length)];
      }
    }
    return ip;
  };

  tyyp.upgrade = function () {
    throw new Error("Daha iyisi yok!");
  };

  tyyp.say = function () {
    this.sentence.push("En az 3 çocuk!");
    return this.sentence;
  };

  tyyp.weSay = function () {
    this.weSentence.push("Hüloloğğ");
    return this.weSentence;
  };

  tyyp.where = function () {
    throw new Error("#occupygezi");
  };

  tyyp.isHalal = function () {
    return undefined;
  };

  tyyp.fuck = function () {
    return this.isHalal();
  };

  tyyp.getCredit = function () {
    return 0;
  };

  tyyp.noSmoking = function () {
    return this.cigarette;
  };

  tyyp.setFunction = function (n, f) {
    if (typeof f === "function") {
      this.commands[n] = f;
      return true;
    } else {
      throw new Error("Fonksiyon lazım :(");
    }
  };

  tyyp.send = function (command) {
    if (this.commands[command] !== undefined && typeof this.commands[command] === "function") {
      return this.commands[command]();
    } else {
      throw new Error("Komutu bulamadık :(");
    }
  };

  return tyyp;
}));