Bull generator

profundities.cpp

#include <iostream>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <string>
#include <time.h>
#include <vector>

std::vector<std::string> OPENINGS = {
  "My organisation believes in",
  "The solution can only be",
  "The consultants recommend",
  "Forward-looking companies invest in",
  "Our upgraded model now offers",
  "Our exploratory research points to",
  "You really can't fail with",
  "I can make a window to discuss your",
  "At base level, this just comes down to",
  "Only geeks stuck in the 90s still go for",
  "We need to get on-message about our",
  "We need a more blue-sky approach to",
  "It's time that we became uber-efficient with our",
  "We need to cascade memos about our",
  "This is no time to bite the bullet with our",
  "We're going forward with our plans to implement",
  "We now offer diplomas in",
  "It's time to revamp and reboot our",
  "Today marks the 20th anniversary celebrations of our",
  "We need a more contemporary reimagining of our"};

std::vector<std::string> ADJECTIVES = {
  "integrated",
  "total",
  "systemised",
  "parallel",
  "functional",
  "responsive",
  "optional",
  "synchronised",
  "compatible",
  "balanced",
  "interactive",
  "regenerated",
  "21st Century",
  "millennial",
  "homogenised",
  "holistic",
  "facilitating",
  "global",
  "remote",
  "quality",
  "knowledge-based",
  "deconstructed",
  "'Outside the box'",
  "dot-com",
  "three-dimensional",
  "four-dimensional",
  "nascent",
  "ambient"};

std::vector<std::string> NOUNS = {
  "management",
  "organisational",
  "monitored",
  "reciprocal",
  "digital",
  "logistical",
  "transitional",
  "incremental",
  "third-generation",
  "policy",
  "relative",
  "modular",
  "asset",
  "strategic",
  "administrative"};

std::vector<std::string> CLOSES = {
  "options",
  "flexibility",
  "capability",
  "mobility",
  "programming",
  "concepts",
  "time-phases",
  "paradigm shifts",
  "projections",
  "hardware",
  "contingencies",
  "processing",
  "alignment",
  "innovation",
  "matrix approaches",
  "consulting",
  "resources"};

std::string get_wisdom()
{
  std::string opening = OPENINGS[rand() % OPENINGS.size()];
  std::string adjective = ADJECTIVES[rand() % ADJECTIVES.size()];
  std::string noun = NOUNS[rand() % NOUNS.size()];
  std::string close = CLOSES[rand() % CLOSES.size()];
  return opening + " " + adjective + " " + noun + " " + close + ".";
}

int main()
{
  srand(time(NULL));
  std::cout << get_wisdom() << std::endl;
  return 0;
}

profundities.py

from random import randint

OPENINGS = (
    "My organisation believes in",
    "The solution can only be",
    "The consultants recommend",
    "Forward-looking companies invest in",
    "Our upgraded model now offers",
    "Our exploratory research points to",
    "You really can't fail with",
    "I can make a window to discuss your",
    "At base level, this just comes down to",
    "Only geeks stuck in the 90s still go for",
    "We need to get on-message about our",
    "We need a more blue-sky approach to",
    "It's time that we became uber-efficient with our",
    "We need to cascade memos about our",
    "This is no time to bite the bullet with our",
    "We're going forward with our plans to implement",
    "We now offer diplomas in",
    "It's time to revamp and reboot our",
    "Today marks the 20th anniversary celebrations of our",
    "We need a more contemporary reimagining of our")

ADJECTIVES = (
    "integrated",
    "total",
    "systemised",
    "parallel",
    "functional",
    "responsive",
    "optional",
    "synchronised",
    "compatible",
    "balanced",
    "interactive",
    "regenerated",
    "21st Century",
    "millennial",
    "homogenised",
    "holistic",
    "facilitating",
    "global",
    "remote",
    "quality",
    "knowledge-based",
    "deconstructed",
    "'Outside the box'",
    "dot-com",
    "three-dimensional",
    "four-dimensional",
    "nascent",
    "ambient")

NOUNS = (
    "management",
    "organisational",
    "monitored",
    "reciprocal",
    "digital",
    "logistical",
    "transitional",
    "incremental",
    "third-generation",
    "policy",
    "relative",
    "modular",
    "asset",
    "strategic",
    "administrative")

CLOSES = (
    "options",
    "flexibility",
    "capability",
    "mobility",
    "programming",
    "concepts",
    "time-phases",
    "paradigm shifts",
    "projections",
    "hardware",
    "contingencies",
    "processing",
    "alignment",
    "innovation",
    "matrix approaches",
    "consulting",
    "resources")

def get_wisdom():
    """Generate dazzling wisdom."""
    opening = OPENINGS[randint(0, len(OPENINGS) - 1)]
    adjective = ADJECTIVES[randint(0, len(ADJECTIVES) - 1)]
    noun = NOUNS[randint(0, len(NOUNS) - 1)]
    close = CLOSES[randint(0, len(CLOSES) - 1)]
    return "{opening} {adjective} {noun} {close}.".format(opening=opening,
                                                          adjective=adjective,
                                                          noun=noun,
                                                          close=close)

if __name__ == "__main__":
    print(get_wisdom())