i am very mature

colourfulswearing.py

#!/usr/bin/env python
# vim: set tabstop=4 shiftwidth=4 textwidth=79 cc=72,79:
"""
    Not Web Safe: Exploration Of Swear Words Represented In The Hexadecimal
    Colour Space, a study by Courtney Aspinall and Owain Jones

    Original Author: Owain Jones [github.com/doomcat] [contact@odj.me]
"""

from __future__ import print_function


# Only swears that aren't offensive to any race, sexuality, ability, ...
# This is an unfortunately limited list. Fucking swearwords.
swears = set([
    'tit', 'fanny', 'bum', 'poo', 'ass', 'arse', 'wank', 'shit', 'shite',
    'shitey', 'wee', 'crap', 'bastard', 'bastad', 'boner', 'cock', 'damn',
    'darn', 'dick', 'fuck', 'jizz', 'muff', 'piss', 'scrote', 'smeg'
])
swears = sorted(swears)


def colourful_swearing(word):
    colour = ''.join(['%d' % (ord(x) % ord('A') + 1) for x in word.upper()])
    if len(colour) not in [3, 6, 8]:
        return None
    return '#' + colour


if __name__ == '__main__':
    print("<title>Exploration Of Swears Represented In Hex Colours m8</title>")
    print("<style>html{ background-color: #CCC; font-size: 32pt; " +
          "text-shadow: white 0px 0px 3px; font-weight: bold; " +
          "text-align: center; }</style>")
    for swear in swears:
        colour = colourful_swearing(swear)
        if colour is not None:
            print("<span style='color: %s'>%s = %s</span><br />" %
                  (colour, swear.upper(), colour))

swears.html

<title>Exploration Of Swears Represented In Hex Colours m8</title>
<style>html{ background-color: #CCC; font-size: 32pt; text-shadow: white 0px 0px 3px; font-weight: bold; text-align: center; }</style>
<span style='color: #118195'>ARSE = #118195</span><br />
<span style='color: #21192014'>BASTAD = #21192014</span><br />
<span style='color: #21514518'>BONER = #21514518</span><br />
<span style='color: #315311'>COCK = #315311</span><br />
<span style='color: #318116'>CRAP = #318116</span><br />
<span style='color: #411314'>DAMN = #411314</span><br />
<span style='color: #411814'>DARN = #411814</span><br />
<span style='color: #61141425'>FANNY = #61141425</span><br />
<span style='color: #621311'>FUCK = #621311</span><br />
<span style='color: #132166'>MUFF = #132166</span><br />
<span style='color: #161515'>POO = #161515</span><br />
<span style='color: #198920'>SHIT = #198920</span><br />
<span style='color: #191357'>SMEG = #191357</span><br />