esperanca/roadrunner.txt

## roadrunner.txt
Rule 1
the road runner cannot harm the coyote except by going "beep-beep!"
Rule 2
No outside force can harm the coyote - only his own ineptitude or the failure of the acme products.
Rule 3
The coyote could stop anytime - if he were not a fanatic.
(repeat: "a fanatic is one who redoubles his effort when he has forgotten his aim." -george santayana)
Rule 4
No dialogue ever, except "beep-beep!"
Rule 5
The road runner must stay on the road - otherwise, logically, he would not be called road runner.
Rule 6
All action must be confined to the natural environment of the two characters - the southwest american desert.
Rule 7
All materials, tools, weapons, or mechanical conveniences must be obtained from the acme corporation.
Rule 8
Whenever possible, make gravity the coyote's greatest enemy
Rule 9
The coyote is always more humiliated than harmed by his failures.

Originally shared by Rich N on twitter
https://twitter.com/rnadworny/status/1453624995675058181?s=12
	Rule 1
	the road runner cannot harm the coyote except by going "beep-beep!"
	Rule 2
	No outside force can harm the coyote - only his own ineptitude or the failure of the acme products.
	Rule 3
	The coyote could stop anytime - if he were not a fanatic.
	(repeat: "a fanatic is one who redoubles his effort when he has forgotten his aim." -george santayana)
	Rule 4
	No dialogue ever, except "beep-beep!"
	Rule 5
	The road runner must stay on the road - otherwise, logically, he would not be called road runner.
	Rule 6
	All action must be confined to the natural environment of the two characters - the southwest american desert.
	Rule 7
	All materials, tools, weapons, or mechanical conveniences must be obtained from the acme corporation.
	Rule 8
	Whenever possible, make gravity the coyote's greatest enemy
	Rule 9
	The coyote is always more humiliated than harmed by his failures.

	Originally shared by Rich N on twitter
	https://twitter.com/rnadworny/status/1453624995675058181?s=12