Fake Japanese translator

japanese.sed

# Fake Japanese translator
# usage: sed -f japanese.sed input.txt
s/\ba\b//ig
s/\ban\b//ig
s/\bthe\b//ig
s/\bis\b/_desu_/ig
s/\bnot\b/_nai_/ig
s/n't\b/nai_/ig
s/\bof\b/_no_/ig
s/\bin\b/_de_/ig
s/\bby\b/_ga_/ig
s/\bto\b/_ni_/ig
s/\bdo\b/_wa_/ig
s/\bdoes\b/_wa_/ig
s/\bfrom\b/_kara_/ig
s/\bit\b/_sore_/ig
s/\bit's\b/_kore wa_/ig
s/ed\b/sita_/ig
s/ct/kut/ig
s/cu/kyu/ig
s/st/sut/ig
s/tr/tor/ig
s/gr/gur/ig
s/fr/fur/ig
s/fl/fur/ig
s/sp/sup/ig
s/ca/ka/ig
s/co/ko/ig
s/v/b/ig
s/kn/n/ig
s/th/s/ig
s/ds/dosh/ig
s/qu/k/ig
s/ia/ya/ig
s/ou/au/ig
s/or\b/oa_/ig
s/ork/ok/ig
s/ord/od/ig
s/ort/ot/ig
s/er\b/a_/ig
s/erk/ak/ig
s/erd/ad/ig
s/ert/at/ig
s/ex/ekkusu/ig
s/ir\b/a_/ig
s/ur\b/a_/ig
s/irk/ak/ig
s/ird/ad/ig
s/irt/at/ig
s/c\b/ku_/ig
s/d\b/do_/ig
s/f\b/fu_/ig
s/g\b/gu_/ig
s/k\b/ku_/ig
s/l\b/ru_/ig
s/m\b/mu_/ig
s/p\b/pu_/ig
s/r\b/ra_/ig
s/s\b/suru_/ig
s/t\b/to_/ig
s/ch\b/chi_/ig
s/th\b/su_/ig
s/ne\b/in_/ig
s/l/r/ig
s/_//g