.zshrc

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# Completion
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autoload -U compinit promptinit
compinit
promptinit

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# Shell opts
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# Autocomplete aliases.
setopt completealiases

# Ignore history duplicates.
setopt HIST_IGNORE_DUPS

# Hash automatically so that executables are found on install.
setopt nohashdirs

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# Keybindings
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# Use emacs mode.
bindkey -e

# Forward and back words with control.
bindkey "^[Od" backward-word
bindkey "^[Oc" forward-word

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# Variables
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export PATH=/home/$USER/go/bin:$PATH
export GOPATH=/home/$USER/go
export EDITOR=nvim
export FZF_DEFAULT_COMMAND='find .'
export PYTHONSTARTUP=/home/$USER/.pystart
export LESS='-R'
export LESSOPEN='|~/.lessfilter %s'
# Set term so prompt works
#export TERM="xterm-256color"

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# Aliases
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# Make ls colorful.
alias ls='ls --color=auto'

# Make an alias for ll because permissions and stuff.
alias ll='ls -l'

# Alias ssh to use TERM=xterm for compatibility reasons.
alias ssh='TERM=xterm ssh'

# Make this more work appropriate.
alias gosh='fuck'

# Yay Neovim!
alias vim='nvim'

alias picospeaker="picospeaker -l 'en-US'"

alias drop_the_beat="espeak -s 80 -v english-us -p 0 'boom ebrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr' &> /dev/null"

alias sardonic_laugh="espeak -a 200 -p 0 -s 80 'ha ha ha' &> /dev/null"

alias devdocs="google-chrome-beta http://localhost:9292"

alias tcp_ports="ss -ntlp | column -t"

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# Super fun auto stuff!~
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alias -s cap=wireshark
alias -s zip="unzip -l"
alias -s rar="unrar l"
alias -s tar="tar tf"
alias -s tar.gz="echo "
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# Sourcing
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# Antigen is cool
source /home/$USER/.zsh/antigen/antigen.zsh

# zsh sexy sexy syntax highlighting
source /home/$USER/.zsh/zsh-syntax-highlighting/zsh-syntax-highlighting.zsh 

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# Antigen
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eval $(thefuck --alias)

# Gotta do this to make the prompt work
antigen use oh-my-zsh

# Cool powerline prompt
antigen theme https://github.com/caiogondim/bullet-train-oh-my-zsh-theme bullet-train

# THIS LINE LAST. Apply antigen stuff.
antigen apply

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# Functions
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google_speak () {
    local file speech_string
    if [[ ! -d ~/.cache/google_speak ]]; then
        mkdir -p ~/.cache/google_speak
    fi
    speech_string="$*"
    file="$HOME/.cache/google_speak/$speech_string.mp3"
    if [[ ! -e $file ]]; then
        gtts-cli -o "$file" -l 'en' "$speech_string"
    fi
    play "$file"
}


# ssh_retry function. It will check to see if port 22 is open on a loop, and once it is, it will ssh and notify the user with visual and audio cues.
ssh_retry () {
    local userToSSHAs serverToSSH splitUp stringToSpeak
    if [[ $1 =~ @ ]]; then
        splitUp=($(tr '@' '\n' <<<"$1"))
        userToSSHAs=${splitUp[1]}
        serverToSSH=${splitUp[2]}
    else
        userToSSHAs="$1"; shift
        serverToSSH="$1"
    fi
    if [[ -z "$userToSSHAs" || -z "$serverToSSH" ]]; then
        echo "Missing argument! Syntax is \"ssh_retry [user] [IP address/hostname]\""
        return 1
    fi
    stringToSpeak="Connected to $serverToSSH"
    while true; do
        nc -z "$serverToSSH" 22
        if nc -z "$serverToSSH" 22; then
            # Say stuff. I like voice_cstr_us_awb_arctic_multisyn for the voice, he's a pleasing Scottish man.
            #(festival --tts <<<"$stringToSpeak" &> /dev/null &)
            #(picospeaker -r 40 "$stringToSpeak" &> /dev/null &)
            (google_speak "$stringToSpeak" &> /dev/null &)
            figlet -t -W "Connected to $serverToSSH as $userToSSHAs"
            ssh "$userToSSHAs"@"$serverToSSH"
            break
        else
            echo "SSH port not yet open. Retrying."
            sleep 1
        fi
    done
}

subl_find () {
    local searchResults
    searchResults="$(fzf)" && subl3 "$searchResults"
}

vimfind () {
    local searchResults
    searchResults="$(fzf)" && nvim "$searchResults"
}

catfind () {
    local searchResults
    searchResults="$(fzf)" && cat "$searchResults"
}

cdfind () {
    local searchResults
    searchResults="$(fzf)" && cd "$searchResults"
}

cf () {
    local searchResults command
    command="$*"
    searchResults="$(fzf)" && eval "$command $searchResults"
}

exp() { curl -Gs "https://www.mankier.com/api/explain/?cols=$(tput cols)" --data-urlencode "q=$*"; }

subl3 () {
    if test -t 0; then
        # Stdin is a terminal.
        # Open sublime normally.
        /usr/bin/subl3 "$@"
    else
        # Stdin is not a terminal, it must be a pipe.
        # Pipe stdin to a temporary file, and open it in sublime.
        FILENAME=$(mktemp)
        cat >"$FILENAME" && /usr/bin/subl3 "$FILENAME" "$@"
    fi
}


grab_macs () {
    if [[ -z "$1" ]]; then
        echo "Please provide user@server"
        return 1
    fi
    ssh "$1" <<-'HEREDOC'
ip a | grep -oE 'link/ether [0-9a-g:]+' | sed 's:link/ether ::g' | uniq | sed 's/://g' | awk '{print toupper($0)}'
HEREDOC
}