new-is-forgotten-old.js

//Solutions for https://gist.github.com/anonymous/d9c26e847c615e3fe8ca769bbe359611

//Nice
function New(){return Object};var Old=New();

//Nice 2
var Old=Function,New=function(){return Old};

//Nice 3
var X=function(){};X.__proto__=new X;function New(){return X};var Old=New();

//Nice 4
var Old=function(){},New=function(){return Old};Old.__proto__=new Old;

//Ugly
var Old=function(){},New=function(){return ++New.c==6?new Old:Old;};New.c=0;

//Fucked up
var Old,New=function(){return Old};var t=console.log;Old=New,console.log=function(){t(true);};

var Old = function(){}
var New = function(a){return Object.setPrototypeOf(Old,new Old);}