fiosSucks.py

import datetime
import requests
import subprocess
import time

def tryHTTP():
	url = 'https://google.com'
	now = datetime.datetime.now()

	try:
		r = requests.get(url)
	except requests.exceptions.ConnectionError as e:
		print "[{}:{}] Exception: {}".format(now.hour, now.minute,
			e)
		runDiags()
	else:
		if r.status_code != 200:
			print '[{}:{}] Got a error: HTTP Status code: {} Running diags:'.format(
				now.hour, now.minute, r.status_code)
			runDiags()
			print "End diag report."


def runDiags():
	subprocess.call(["ping", "-c 2", "google.com"])
	subprocess.call(["traceroute", "google.com"])
	subprocess.call(["open", "https://google.com"])

def loopz():
	while True:
		tryHTTP()
		time.sleep(60)

if __name__ == '__main__':
	loopz()