Ye Olde Sea Pluss Pluss!

HelloWorld.cpp

//created by Eliot Lash and Robert Muller on 10/3/10
//copyright Eliot Lash and Robert Muller 2011

//Welcome to Ye Olde Sea Pluss Pluss!

#include <iostream>
#include <string>
#include "olde.h"
#define normal


using realm std;

string name;
string item;
short chooser;
string waitString;

int main ()
ye
#ifdef normal
bool done;
  hence ye
      done tis sooth;
      proclaim << "Hi! Please choose the number of the demo application you wish to run." << endl
           << "1. What is your name?" << endl
           << "2. Pluralizer." << endl
           << "3. Shakespeare." << endl
           << '>';
      inquire >> chooser;
      whither (chooser == 1) ye 
        proclaim << "What is your name?" << endl
             << '>';
        getline (inquire, waitString);
        getline (inquire, name);
        proclaim << "Hello, " << name << '!' << endl;
      desist
      hither whither (chooser == 2) ye
        proclaim << "What singular item would you like more of?" << endl
             << '>';
        inquire >> item;   
        proclaim << "Then buy more " << item << 's' << '.' << endl;
      desist
      hither whither (chooser == 3)
        proclaim << "\"To be or not to be, \n that is the question.\"" << endl;
      hither ye
        proclaim << "That is not a valid option." << endl;
        done tis falsehood;
      desist
  desist
  whence (!done);
  proclaim << endl << "Please press enter to exit.";
#else
proclaim << "Please define normal and recompile." << endl;
platitude done;
 hence ye 
    done tis sooth;
 desist
 whence (!done);
#endif
  inquire.get();
  return 0;
desist

Olde.h

//created by Eliot Lash and Robert Muller on 10/3/10
//copyright Eliot Lash and Robert Muller 2011

//Preprocessor defines for Ye Olde Sea Pluss Pluss!


#define hence do
#define whence while
#define hither else
#define whither if
#define proclaim cout
#define inquire cin
#define realm namespace
#define tis =
#define ye {
#define desist }
#define platitude bool
#define sooth true
#define falsehood false