The Davar Sisters.txt

# The Davar Sisters - Parody of The Schuyler Sisters from Hamilton

[ADOLIN]
There’s nothing lighteyes love more
Than going to the shattered plains and slummin’ it with the poor
They pull up in their carriages and gawk
At the soldiers in the common
Just to watch them talk
Take Lin Davar: the man was loaded
Uh-oh, but little did he know that
His daughter, known to the world as Shallan
Is secretly a surgebinder, and she's more than one!

[COMPANY]
Work, work!

[VEIL]
Veil!

[COMPANY]
Work, work!

[RADIANT]
Radiant!

[SHALLAN]
And Shallan!

[COMPANY]
Work, work!
The Davar sisters!

[VEIL]
Veil!

[SHALLAN]
Shallan!

[RADIANT]
Radiant!

[COMPANY]
Work!

[SHALLAN]
Sebarial said to be home by sundown

[VEIL]
Sebarial doesn’t need to know

[SHALLAN]
Sebarial said not to go downtown

[RADIANT]
Like I said, you’re free to go

[VEIL]
But—look around, look around, the
Revolution’s happening in the Warcamps!

[RADIANT/SHALLAN]
The Shattered Plains!

[COMPANY]
Veil

[DAVAR SISTERS AND COMPANY]
Work!

[SHALLAN]
It’s bad enough the Alethi are at war

[RADIANT]
People shouting in the square

[SHALLAN]
It’s bad enough there’ll be violence on our shore

[VEIL]
New ideas in the air

[VEIL AND MALE ENSEMBLE]
Look around, look around—

[RADIANT]
Veil, remind me what we’re looking for…

[MRAIZE]
She’s lookin’ for me!

[VEIL & COMPANY]
Radiant, I’m lookin’ for a mind at work (work, work)
I’m lookin’ for a mind at work! (work, work)
I’m lookin’ for a mind at work! (work, work)
Whooaaaaa!

[RADIANT/VEIL/SHALLAN with COMPANY]
Whooaaaaa!
Work!

[ADOLIN]
Wooh! There’s nothin’ like summer in the city
Someone in a rush next to someone lookin’ pretty
Excuse me, miss, I know your family needs money
But I like a girl who is smart and funny
Why you slummin’ in the city in your fancy heels
You lookin' for a reason to swear an ideal?

[VEIL]
Adolin, you disgust me

[ADOLIN]
Ah, so you’ve discussed me
I’ve a princedom, baby, you can trust me!

[VEIL]
Cuz I’ve been reading Hessi's Mythica and gettin' unmade
So men say that I’m intense or I’m insane
You want a revolution? I want a revelation
So listen to my declaration:

[RADIANT/VEIL/SHALLAN]
“We hold these truths to be self-evident
That all spren are created equal”

[VEIL]
And when I see Dalinar

[COMPANY]
Unh!

[VEIL]
I’m ‘a tell him female radiants are in the sequel!

[WOMEN]
Work!

[RADIANT]
Look around, look around at how
Lucky we are to be alive right now!

[RADIANT/SHALLAN]
Look around, look around at how
Lucky we are to be alive right now!

[RADIANT/VEIL/SHALLAN]
History is happening in the Shattered Plains and we just happen to be
In the greatest war camp in the world!

[DAVAR SISTERS AND COMPANY]
In the greatest war camp in the world!

[VEIL, RADIANT/SHALLAN & MEN]
Cuz I’ve been reading Hessi's Mythica and gettin' unmade
Look around, look around
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
So men say that I’m intense or I’m insane
The revolution's happening in—
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

[VEIL, RADIANT/SHALLAN, WOMEN]
You want a revolution? I want a revelation
War camps!
Look around, look around, the revolution's happening
In the War camps!
So listen to my declaration:

[VEIL/RADIANT/SHALLAN, FEMALE ENSEMBLE, & WOMEN]
We hold these truths to be self evident that all spren are created equal
Look around, look around
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Whoo!
At how lucky we are to be alive right now
Hey, hey, hey, hey

[FULL COMPANY]
Look around, look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now!
History is happening in the Shattered Plains and we just happen to be

[ALL WOMEN]
In the greatest war camp in the world

[ALL MEN]
In the greatest war camp—

[COMPANY]
In the greatest war camp in the world!

[COMPANY & VEIL]
Work, work! Veil

[COMPANY, RADIANT, & SHALLAN]
Work, work! Radiant
And Shallan!

[COMPANY & VEIL/RADIANT/SHALLAN]
Work, work!
The Davar sisters
Work, work
We're looking for a mind at work
Work, work (hey)
Work, work (hey)
Work, work

[COMPANY, VEIL, & RADIANT/SHALLAN]
Work, work
Whoa!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Work, work
In the greatest city in the world
In the greatest city in the world

[COMPANY]
In the greatest war camp in the world