People misunderstand the design a lot; the cybertruck is really the native-cybertron version of Devastator's foot.
The cybertruck is what would happen if EA asked themselves, "what if you could play as the loot crate?"
The cybertruck is what happens when you make something that is already "for men", for men.
With cybertruck Razr answered the question, "what if a car was RGB?"
The cybertruck is like a Tardis, but it's the same size on the inside.
It's got really advanced safety features, like twin airbags made of stainless steel.
The cybertruck's poly count is so low, the framerate must be amazing.
The cybertruck looks like it cheated on its wind tunnel test.
It's unfortunate the windows didn't break through, or we would have been able to see that inside the truck is another truck.
The cybertruck's snow plough attachment is Pyramid Head from Silent Hill
Unfortunately, the promised "mode 7" won't be available at release; it'll be a free add-on downloaded once it's ready.
The cybertruck is the only way Elon Musk knows how to fly under the radar.
The cybertruck connects to your city's vehicle infrastructure using a preset list of carefully chosen unassuming names like XxX_LORD_HACKATHON_XxX, 420_vape_life, and aehago
The cybertruck has a virtually endless supply of Monster Energy Drink, and when it rains, its Monster Energy Drink refills.
The cybertruck initially had another body style available, but it turns out "built-in cabinetry" isn't street-legal
When the climate change disaster happens, a software patch will turn all cybertrucks into submarines using already-installed hardware.
When Musk's car came back from space, it was calling itself V***GER. Elon saw a business opportunity and renamed it to cybertruck.
After Megatron got a taste for triple-changing he kept adding transformations until they collapsed into cybertruck. Only energon can fix him.
The cybertruck is a reverse time machine: the interior is always the year 1980
If the windows had broken on the cybertruck everyone would notice the polygon backfaces aren't rendered inside it