SOME THING

gistfile1.js

// ==UserScript==
// @name           	Lurk-More-5-Golden-Manbabies
// @version        	5.5.5
// @namespace      	https://github.com/stuartdb/lurk-more
// @author         	Stuart Baker + THE GRIPPER
// @description    	Allows quickly opening your bookmarked threads which have new posts on SA.
// @include        	*://forums.somethingawful.com/*
// @grant   		GM_openInTab
// @run-at 			document-end
// ==/UserScript==
function dongsCalculate(data) {
    var postCount = 0;
    $.each(data, function(index, value) { 
        postCount+=parseInt($(value).contents().html(),10) 
    });
  
    $("<div/>", {
        id: "newposts",
        text: "There are " + postCount + " new posts in " + $(data).length + " threads. ",
    }).css('color', '#ddbb00').appendTo("#globalmenu");
  
    $('<a>',{
        text: 'Click here to view.',
        href: '#',
        click: function(){ openUnreadLinks(data) }
    }).appendTo('#newposts');
}

function openUnreadLinks(data) {
    $.each(data, function(index, value) { 
        GM_openInTab("http://forums.somethingawful.com" + $(value).attr("href"));
    });
}
//use existing loaded jQuery
var $ = unsafeWindow.jQuery;
$.get('usercp.php', function(data) {
    dongsCalculate($(data).find(".count"));
});