When you need to save the code before you save yourself, git fire.

.gitconfig

[alias]
  fire = !"f() { \
    local current_branch=$(basename \"$(git symbolic-ref HEAD)\"); \
    local new_branch=fire-${current_branch}-$(git config user.email)-$(date +%s) \
    local message; \
    if [ -z \"$1\" ]; then \
      message=\"fire commit from $current_branch\"; \
    else \
      message=\"$*\"; \
    fi; \
    git checkout --branch \"$new_branch\"; \
    cd \"$(git rev-parse --show-toplevel)\"; \
    git add --all; \
    git commit --no-verify --message \"$message\"; \
    for remote in $(git remote); do \
      git push --set-upstream \"$remote\" \"$new_branch\" || true; \
    done; \
    echo \"\\n\\nFully commited. Now git out!\\n\"; \
    }; f"

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@fearphage What if the git server caught on fire too ?

Needs sunglasses in there somewhere

sunglasses () {
        echo -en " ( •_•)     \r"
        sleep .5
        echo -en " ( •_•)>⌐■-■\r"
        sleep 1
        echo " (⌐■_■)     "
}