how to become a god in a hell look-a-like db

ora_tab_cons.sql

select 
  tb.table_name, count(*) as num_cons
from 
  user_tables tb
  inner join user_constraints ct
    on ct.table_name = tb.table_name
  inner join user_cons_columns cc
    on cc.constraint_name = ct.constraint_name
    and cc.table_name = ct.table_name
where 
  regexp_like(tb.table_name, 'fu*k', 'i') 
  and ct.constraint_type = 'P' 
group by 
  tb.table_name
order by
  num_cons
/
-- why?
/*
1st cuz i can
2nd the database is a mess and uses the stupid multi-field-constraints-keys-that-some-programmers-that-suck-loves
*/