party.java

LaundryMachine washer = getLaundryMachine();
washer.open();

List<Unerdwear> pileOfUnerdwear = gatherUnerdwear();
for (Unerdwear underwear : pileOfUnerdwear) {
  if (underwear.isDirty() OR underwear.isSticky()) {
    washer.load(underwear);
  } else {
    putOn(underwear);
    while (undewear.isntDirty()) {
      partyLikeIts1998();
    }
  }
}

washer.close();

if (washer.isLoaded()) {
  washer.start();
}