Prepare your git commit messages with bullshit

prepare-commit-msg

#!/bin/sh

# This git hook prepares your commit messages with five lines of technology bullshit in full-width characters to choose from.
# For information about bullshit on Arch Linux:
# See https://github.com/fceschmidt/bullshit-arch
# For information on the full-width character converter:
# See https://gist.github.com/felsenhower/e103a0f6c2354b9d74afd9e6e60c16c5
# For information about how to install a global git hook for all repos:
# See https://coderwall.com/p/jp7d5q/create-a-global-git-commit-hook 

i=0
while [ $i -lt 5 ]
do
  echo -n '#'
  bullshit | full-width
  i=`expr $i + 1` 
done | cat - "$1" > "$1"'.temp'
mv "$1"'.temp' "$1"

Sample:

#ＮｏＳＱＬ ｈｙｐｅｒｖｉｓｏｒ－ａｗａｒｅ ＨＴＭＬ ｏｖｅｒ ＹＡＭＬ ｍａｒｋｕｐ ｓｅｒｖｉｃｅ ｍａｎａｇｅｒ
#ｇｅｎｅｒｉｃ ＧＰＵ－ｓｃａｌｅ ＳＯＡＰ ｏｕｔ－ｓｃａｌｉｎｇ ＤＯＭ ｃｌｏｕｄ ｓｈａｄｅｒ
#ｏｐｅｎ－ｓｏｕｒｃｅ ｄｉｓｔｒｉｂｕｔｅｄ ｃｏｎｆｉｇｕｒａｔｉｏｎ－ａｗａｒｅ ｃｏｎｔｒｏｌ
#ａｄｖａｎｃｅｄ ｓｏｆｔｗａｒｅ ｈａｒｄｗａｒｅ ＣＭＳ
#ｓｃｒｉｐｔｉｎｇ ｃｏｒｅ ｆａｃｔｏｒｙ ｃｏｎｆｉｇｕｒａｔｉｏｎ ｓｅｓｓｉｏｎ－ｓｃａｌｅ ｈｙｐｅｒｖｉｓｏｒ－ａｗａｒｅ ｓｏｌｕｔｉｏｎ

# Please enter the commit message for your changes. Lines starting
# with '#' will be ignored, and an empty message aborts the commit.
# On branch master
#
# Initial commit
#
# Changes to be committed: