andrewrk

import string
import random
vowels = "aoeuiy"
def m():
    c1 = vowels[random.randint(0,len(vowels)-1)]
    c2 = string.ascii_lowercase[random.randint(0,len(string.ascii_lowercase)-1)]
    c3 = string.ascii_lowercase[random.randint(0,len(string.ascii_lowercase)-1)]
    print('z' + c1 + c2 + c3)

m()

andrewrk

You appear to be advocating a new:
[ ] functional  [x] imperative  [ ] object-oriented  [x] procedural [ ] stack-based
[ ] "multi-paradigm"  [ ] lazy  [ ] eager  [x] statically-typed  [ ] dynamically-typed
[ ] pure  [x] impure  [ ] non-hygienic  [ ] visual  [ ] beginner-friendly
[ ] non-programmer-friendly  [ ] completely incomprehensible
programming language.  Your language will not work.  Here is why it will not work.

You appear to believe that:
[ ] Syntax is what makes programming difficult
[ ] Garbage collection is free                [ ] Computers have infinite memory