Sometimes you have to speak C VERY LOUDLY to Ruby people

roflmao.pas

program SoooFunny;

begin
  writeln('unsigned three = 1;');
end.

roflmao.pl

# Regular expressions are great in explaining how a joke is dissonance between
# expectation and a surprising twist in the story.

my $expectation = "unsigned three = 3;\n";
my $surprise = $expectation =~ s/3/1/r;
print ($surprise);

roflmao.rb

# This Gist makes the joke in
# https://github.com/torvalds/linux/blob/d158fc7f36a25e19791d25a55da5623399a2644f/fs/ext4/resize.c#L698
# understandable to those who prefer Ruby.

class ThePunchline
   def initialize(number)
      @number = number
   end
   def badumTsih
      puts "unsigned three = #{@number};"
   end
end

haha = ThePunchline.new("1")
haha.badumTsih