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Please do not ACK my ACKs!
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Please do not ACK my ACKs!
I already have stacks and stacks!
If you would be so kind, offer me some pork rind.
You see, I prefer snacks, not ACKs!
I have a yak. His name is Jack.
And when he walks, Jack makes tracks.
I follow his tracks to stacks of snacks.
But when you ACK my ACKs, all I see are stacks of ACKs.
I cannot see Jack's yak tracks!
No snacks!
So please!
Do not ACK my ACKs and I'll get my snacks from Jack's yak tracks!
-Brian Hammond (with apologies to Dr. Seuss)
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I was writing a UDP-based game server when I took a break and wrote this.

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