Songs in code

gistfile1.as

// Hip-Hop Junkies

var favoriteCartoon:String = "Pete's Rickety Rocket";
marriage();
honeymoon();
damn(me);
me.gag(spoon);

myRhymes > ammonia;
me == diamond;
you == cubicZirconia;

var niceAndSmooth:String = "funky" + "hip-hop junkies";


// 99 Problems

for (i=0; i<99; i++) {
	if (problems[i] != bitch) break;
}


// Stanky Legg

if (this.y == danceFloor.y && this.x == danceFloor.x) { 
	stankyLegg(); 
}


// How Many Emcees

function dissCount():Number {
	for (i=0; i<emcees.length; i++) {
		if (emcees[i].dissed) {
			dissedEmcees++
		}
	}
	return dissedEmcees;
}


// Ice Cream

var flavors = new Array("french vanilla", "butter pecan", "chocolate deluxe", "caramel sundae");
for(i=0; i<flavors.length; i++) { 
	touch(flavors[i]); 
}


// DWYCK

var wickWack:Abstract = new Abstract();
if (!wickWack.newKnack) {
	delete wickWack;
}