My IT Manifesto

Manifesto.txt

I will work with you to figure out what the thing is that you need,
I will get the thing ordered for you,
I will unbox the thing and set it up for you,
I will help you get started using the thing,
I will maintain the thing in proper working order for you,
I will troubleshoot the thing for you,
I will fix the thing for you (if I can, or find someone who can if I can't),
I will properly dispose of the thing for you when it's no longer useful,
I will replace the thing with another, possibly better thing when the time comes.

The one thing I will not do?
Use the thing for you.