loading lines

Discord Loading Lines.js

welcome messages: "https://gist.github.com/fourjr/0f47ce8a000c29cd4e24f8aeb7edd8e0"

Somewhere in 2020, they changed their loading lines to be more (professional?).
Ctrl+Shift+I > Application > Frames > top > Scripts > a3762dfb973e0a7a21ba.js > ctrl+f "LOADING_LINE" or https://canary.discordapp.com/assets/a3762dfb973e0a7a21ba.js
                                                                
    LOADING_LINE_1: "Discord was almost called Bonfire before we picked our name. It was meant to be nice and cozy.",
    LOADING_LINE_2: "Discord was almost called Wyvern before we picked our name. Not too proud of that one.",
    LOADING_LINE_3: "Our logo's name is Clyde.",
    LOADING_LINE_4: 'There are a bunch of hidden "Easter Eggs" in the app that happen when you click certain things...', LOADING_LINE_5: "Discord started as a game company making a mobile game called Fates Forever.",
    LOADING_LINE_6: "Discord’s official birthday is May 13, 2015.",
    LOADING_LINE_7: "We came up with the idea of Discord Nitro over morning breakfast potatoes.",
    LOADING_LINE_8: "Our mascot, Wumpus, was originally created as a character with no friends :(",
    LOADING_LINE_9: "In Discord's early days, light theme was the only theme. Dark theme didn't arrive until August 2015.",
    LOADING_LINE_10: "In the ancient days, Discord started as a browser-only app.",
    LOADING_LINE_11: "Our HypeSquad program has three houses you can be sorted in to by taking the in-app quiz: Bravery, Balance, and Brilliance.",
    LOADING_LINE_12: "The character on our 404 page is a robot hamster named Nelly.",
    LOADING_LINE_13: "You can play our version of the Snake game on our 404 page by pressing a ~secret~ button.",
    LOADING_LINE_14: "There's a very small—and we mean small—chance you can get a secret ringtone when calling someone. Good luck!",
    LOADING_LINE_15: "Our old Partner mascot was an elf named Springle. He recently retired.",
    LOADING_KEYBIND_TIP_1: "$[](quickSwitcherHook) to quickly find a previous conversation or channel.",
    LOADING_KEYBIND_TIP_2: "$[](markUnreadHook) a message to mark it as unread.",
    LOADING_KEYBIND_TIP_3: "$[](markServerUnreadHook) to mark an entire server as read.",
    LOADING_KEYBIND_TIP_4: "$[](navigateUnreadHook) or $[](downHook) will navigate between unread channels",
    LOADING_KEYBIND_TIP_5: "Use $[](keyboardShortcutsHook) to bring up the list of keyboard shortcuts.",
    LOADING_KEYBIND_TIP_6: "$[](messageNewlineHook) to make a new line without sending your message.",
    LOADING_KEYBIND_TIP_7: "Holding $[](shiftHook) while clicking emoji allows you to send multiple emoji.",
    LOADING_KEYBIND_TIP_8: "You can press $[](upHook) to quickly edit your most recent message.",
    LOADING_TIP_1: "You can use Streamer Mode to hide personal details while streaming.",
    LOADING_TIP_2: "You can type /tableflip and /unflip to spice up your messages.",
    LOADING_TIP_3: "Characters like @, #, !, and * will narrow Quick Switcher results.",
    LOADING_TIP_4: "Click a server name in the emoji picker to hide that server's emoji.",
    LOADING_TIP_5: "Hover a GIF and click the star to save it to your favorites.",
    LOADING_TIP_6: "The top-most role for a user defines that user's color.",
    LOADING_TIP_7: "A red mic icon means that person has been muted by a server admin.",
    LOADING_TIP_8: "You can temporarily mute a server or channel by right-clicking it.",
    LOADING_TIP_9: "Click your avatar in the lower-left corner to set a custom status.",
    LOADING_TIP_10: "Group DMs can have up to ten members.",
    LOADING_TIP_11: "Click the compass in your server list to find new servers.",
    LOADING_TIP_12: "Drag and drop servers on top of each other to create server folders.",
    LOADING_TIP_13: "Type /tenor or /giphy + anything to find a GIF for that topic!",
    LOADING_TIP_14: "Share what you're playing by using the Game Activity settings.",
    LOADING_TIP_15: "Highlight text in your chat bar to bold, use italics, and more.",
    LOADING_TIP_16: "Hide muted channels in a server by right clicking the server name.",
    LOADING_TIP_17: "Customize Discord's appearance in the user settings menu.",
    LOADING_TIP_18: "Link your favorite social media accounts in the connections settings.",
    LOADING_TIP_19: "You can create channel categories to group and organize your channels.",
    LOADING_TIP_20: "You can join up to 100 servers.",
    LOADING_TIP_21: "You can drag and drop files onto Discord to upload them.",
    LOADING_TIP_22: "Change each participant's volume by right-clicking them in a call.",
    LOADING_TIP_23: "Right click to pin messages in a channel or DM to save them for later.",
    LOADING_TIP_24: "Type a plus sign before an emoji name to turn it into a reaction.",
    LOADING_TIP_25: "You can type /nick to quickly change your nickname in a server.",

**Early 2020

Ctrl+Shift+I > https://canary.discordapp.com/channels/@me (works with non-canary as well) > Application > Frames > top > Scripts > 88a688189c36b03b2906.js > ctrl+f "This loading is a line" (or https://canary.discordapp.com/assets/88a688189c36b03b2906.js)

54 if i counted correctly

[
    [
        "Wobbling to 299%",
        "belchicola",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "DISCORD REQUIRES MORE MINERALS",
        "LeAwesomeRohan",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "Untap, Upkeep, Draw",
        "MRautmann",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "Traveling to Hanamura",
        "AstroNoot88",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "TIME'S UP - LET'S DO THIS!",
        "RobertAWing",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "This loading is a line",
        "AirDur",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "They see me loading, They waiting",
        "boomer_cherry",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "Start your engines",
        "CollegeCarball",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "Skipping cutscenes",
        "TOOMANYENEMIES",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "Shuffling the deck",
        "MrSwats",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "Reviving dead memes",
        "Fqdez_Awqy",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "Returning the slab",
        "megoon_pleb",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "Recombobulating Discombobulators",
        "HelixVexium",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "now with scratch and sniff",
        "hahahahahapizza",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "Now with 100% more Screenshare!",
        "Lehtinen_a_Niko",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "Dropping in Pochinki",
        "ThatGuySolace",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "Looking for the power button",
        "Skizz289",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "Look behind you",
        "Lyemug",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "Locating Wumpus",
        "BetaAnalysis",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "Loading your digital hug",
        "Rainbeww",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "Loading Simulation",
        "Jehbrielle",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "Jumping to hyperspace",
        "Canton_NS",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "Is this thing on?",
        "Ahzzey_",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "Initiating launch sequence",
        "Steven_Fix",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "Initializing socialization",
        "Craig_Brunet",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "If you are reading this, you can read",
        "alex_shannessy",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "I swear it's around here somewhere...",
        "Pydrex_",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "i need healing",
        "tearybunnie",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "how do i turn this thing on",
        "asdfghjklibbyx",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "Loading machine broke",
        "BOOK_FREE_",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "Get ready for a surprise!",
        "strauberrybrony",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "Finishing this senta...",
        "ParksterW33",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "Dusting the cobwebs",
        "glennanderson42",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "Do you even notice these?",
        "Bion234",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "Opening the loading bay doors",
        "PizzablawkCP",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "Discord is my city",
        "SniperHeat112",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "Disconnecting from Reality",
        "HeyitWilliamHYT",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "Charging spirit bomb",
        "marou_sama",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "Charging Limit Break",
        "ChronWriter3511",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "Calibrating flux capacitors",
        "ItsChiefGrief",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "Buckle up!",
        "wulf_tfk",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "Assembling Voltron",
        "ash_10saller",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "Are we there yet?",
        "HeadlessHorror",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "A brawl is surely brewing!",
        "MemeMasterMeme",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "LOADING 001: ARP 303 Saw",
        "VITICZ",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "*Elevator Music Plays*",
        "Luminosity48",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "Researching cheat codes",
        "Enderfoo_",
        "twitter"
    ],
    [
        "Wizard needs food badly",
        null,
        null
    ],
    [
        "Decrypting Engrams",
        null,
        null
    ],
    [
        "And now for something completely different",
        null,
        null
    ],
    [
        "Stopping to smell the flowers",
        null,
        null
    ],
    [
        "Achieving Nirvana",
        null,
        null
    ],
    [
        "Managing Inventory",
        null,
        null
    ]
]

Kinda sad to see the old loading messages go without saying.

xxxtentacion