fredley/friday.user.js

## friday.user.js
// ==UserScript==
// @name It's Never Friday
// @description Detects links to Rebecca Black's Friday
// @version 1.0.0
// @include *://chat.meta.stackoverflow.com/rooms/*
// @include *://chat.meta.stackexchange.com/rooms/*
// @include *://chat.stackexchange.com/rooms/*
// @include *://chat.stackoverflow.com/rooms/*
// @include *://chat.askubuntu.com/rooms/*
// @run-at document-end
// ==/UserScript==

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	// ==UserScript==
	// @name It's Never Friday
	// @description Detects links to Rebecca Black's Friday
	// @version 1.0.0
	// @include ://chat.meta.stackoverflow.com/rooms/
	// @include ://chat.meta.stackexchange.com/rooms/
	// @include ://chat.stackexchange.com/rooms/
	// @include ://chat.stackoverflow.com/rooms/
	// @include ://chat.askubuntu.com/rooms/
	// @run-at document-end
	// ==/UserScript==

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